I apologize...
but I only do surveys that are actually interesting.
10 years ago:
1. I was 10
2. Sega Genesis was the pinnacle of my existence
3. Jon Casey carried the Blues on his back against the Red Wings in the greatest playoff series I have ever witnessed
4. I learned all the constellations (thank you, Mr. Fixman)
5. Presidents of the United States of America was all over the Point
5 years ago:
1. I was 15
2. I eventually figured out that I was too old for Skate Carnival =(
3. The Missie/Denise/Colleen era was in full swing
4. Aaron, Galen and I were briefly mallrats. So lame.
5. The world plunged into the dark ages because a few computers couldn't count to 2000
1 year ago:
1. I drank way too much
2. I skipped my Poli Sci class almost every time (still got a B, somehow)
3. My roommate put Penny Arcade comics that weren't funny all over the door and I wanted to murder him.
4. Talim destroyed everybody at Soul Calibur
5. John Kerry's defeat left me seriously depressed for about a week
Yesterday:
1. I smoked way too much
2. Subsequently, hockey practice kinda sucked
3. When I argued that I believed there was no such thing as evil in my philosophy class, the girl next to me actually said "What about hurricanes?"
4. I realized that Borat from Da Ali G Show is in fact the most entertaining non-animated TV character ever created.
5. I told Shannan, but I don't think she really cared.
5 snacks I like:
1. Anything
2. Without
3. Fucking
4. Trans-fats
5. !!!!
5 songs I know all the words to:
1. "Angel" by Stabbing Westward
2. "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole
3. "Hey Jealousy" by the Gin Blossoms
4. "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid
5. "Satellite" by Oceanlab
If I had a million dollars:
1. $10,000 to charity immediately
2. I would tackle George Bush. I don't want to cripple him or anything, just knock him down and leave him sore for maybe a day or two.
3. I would still be a music pirate
5 things I would never wear:
1. collared shirts
2. pink shirts
3. dress shirts with vertical stripes
4. pink, collared dress shirts with vertical stripes
5. Chucks (there's trendy, there's goddamn trendy, and then there are the little Cons that could)
Favorite TV shows:
1. The Daily Show
2. Da Ali G Show
3. Aqua Teen
4. South Park
5. Family Guy
5 bad habits:
1. I never check my credit card statement until it's too late
2. I waste soooo much time with mindless distractions
3. I let my man get open too often at hockey practice
4. I can't get to bed before 3 am, ever.
5. I still don't really know what I want to do with my life.
5 biggest joys:
1. Chrissy Does Anal
2. Pretending Andrea Corr is singing to me (of course I'm still in love with her)
3. That I finally get to play hockey for school
4. St. Louis Cardinals (you new jack bitches may love Grudzielanek and Mulder, but I was in love with this team back when it was Luis Alicea and Rene Arocha)
5. Borat
5 fictional people I want to date:
1. Asuka Langley Soryhu
2. Asuka Langley Soryhu
3. Asuka Langley Soryhu
4. Asuka Langley Soryhu
5. Asuka Langley Soryhu
5 people I tag to do this:
If you want to do it, go ahead. If you don't, cool. I don't think I need to tag you. And the next person to tag me to do anything gets stabbed in the eye.
10 years ago:
1. I was 10
2. Sega Genesis was the pinnacle of my existence
3. Jon Casey carried the Blues on his back against the Red Wings in the greatest playoff series I have ever witnessed
4. I learned all the constellations (thank you, Mr. Fixman)
5. Presidents of the United States of America was all over the Point
5 years ago:
1. I was 15
2. I eventually figured out that I was too old for Skate Carnival =(
3. The Missie/Denise/Colleen era was in full swing
4. Aaron, Galen and I were briefly mallrats. So lame.
5. The world plunged into the dark ages because a few computers couldn't count to 2000
1 year ago:
1. I drank way too much
2. I skipped my Poli Sci class almost every time (still got a B, somehow)
3. My roommate put Penny Arcade comics that weren't funny all over the door and I wanted to murder him.
4. Talim destroyed everybody at Soul Calibur
5. John Kerry's defeat left me seriously depressed for about a week
Yesterday:
1. I smoked way too much
2. Subsequently, hockey practice kinda sucked
3. When I argued that I believed there was no such thing as evil in my philosophy class, the girl next to me actually said "What about hurricanes?"
4. I realized that Borat from Da Ali G Show is in fact the most entertaining non-animated TV character ever created.
5. I told Shannan, but I don't think she really cared.
5 snacks I like:
1. Anything
2. Without
3. Fucking
4. Trans-fats
5. !!!!
5 songs I know all the words to:
1. "Angel" by Stabbing Westward
2. "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole
3. "Hey Jealousy" by the Gin Blossoms
4. "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid
5. "Satellite" by Oceanlab
If I had a million dollars:
1. $10,000 to charity immediately
2. I would tackle George Bush. I don't want to cripple him or anything, just knock him down and leave him sore for maybe a day or two.
3. I would still be a music pirate
5 things I would never wear:
1. collared shirts
2. pink shirts
3. dress shirts with vertical stripes
4. pink, collared dress shirts with vertical stripes
5. Chucks (there's trendy, there's goddamn trendy, and then there are the little Cons that could)
Favorite TV shows:
1. The Daily Show
2. Da Ali G Show
3. Aqua Teen
4. South Park
5. Family Guy
5 bad habits:
1. I never check my credit card statement until it's too late
2. I waste soooo much time with mindless distractions
3. I let my man get open too often at hockey practice
4. I can't get to bed before 3 am, ever.
5. I still don't really know what I want to do with my life.
5 biggest joys:
1. Chrissy Does Anal
2. Pretending Andrea Corr is singing to me (of course I'm still in love with her)
3. That I finally get to play hockey for school
4. St. Louis Cardinals (you new jack bitches may love Grudzielanek and Mulder, but I was in love with this team back when it was Luis Alicea and Rene Arocha)
5. Borat
5 fictional people I want to date:
1. Asuka Langley Soryhu
2. Asuka Langley Soryhu
3. Asuka Langley Soryhu
4. Asuka Langley Soryhu
5. Asuka Langley Soryhu
5 people I tag to do this:
If you want to do it, go ahead. If you don't, cool. I don't think I need to tag you. And the next person to tag me to do anything gets stabbed in the eye.