Dear friends of mine who are single...

[give_mea_reason]

Please stop trying to hook up with each other. Feelings only get hurt, perfectly good friendships only get ruined, and above all else, it really creeps me out.

All the best,

Nate

Comments

[brokenstuff]

Nathan, your South Park character icon does not have big enough hair. Also, a goatee? That doesn't seem right.

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[give_mea_reason]

A) I forgot where you can make those South Park characters.
B) As I recall, the only big hair you could go with was Kyle's gigantic red Jewish hair, which is similar to mine but not really.
C) My beard actually does look like that.