hello i can do sex-ish memes too.
[locked from Mom and Perry]
1. Is there anyone on your flist you would have sex with?
Nope. Mostly gals on my flist anyway.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above?
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Well, yeah, like when I was a kid or something.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
It was just a bet at a frat party.
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
I feel like it's more like "having sex while taking a shower or bath" and not the other way around. But, um...shower.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Um. Neither. Well. Both. I don't know. I don't like extremes.
7. Do you love someone on your flist?
Not, like, romantically.
8. Love or Money?
Love! Blame the parental influence.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Credit cards.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Yeah. No, I do pretty well with the tons of random, awesome friends I have.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Camping. But 5 star hotels are good too.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I haven't really had sex anywhere weird. But I guess a bathroom at a party.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Ew, no.
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Hahahaha, yeah, it was awkwardsauce.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Yeeeep. College night ftw.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Not that I remember, but I guess that doesn't really mean anything.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. Ew.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep.
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
ahahahaaaaaa yeah.
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Yep.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. Mostly for the lulz though.
23. Have you been caught having sex?
No no no no.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Probably not?
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Nope.