Comments | givemethegun: Hermitified And Hemorrhaging

givemethegun

Hermitified And Hemorrhaging

Jun 28, 2008 21:45

I know you all love my I'm Sick posts, so I'll keep it brief. My week-long flu has progressed into I'm (actually) Deaf (some type of power punch combo double ear infection type thing that makes my world underwater), and my throat has been made love to by a tiny midget squirrel covered in razorblades with a speed habit.

Seriously, please remove my ( Read more... )

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ariadnelives June 29 2008, 03:05:09 UTC

me too. I sent Stephen a picture of a snot ball. Wanna see? There's blood.

givemethegun June 29 2008, 03:23:21 UTC

What a silly question!

I hoped you'd say that. ariadnelives June 29 2008, 03:31:36 UTC

I flushed my sinuses with salt water, which is kind of gross but works almost every time, at least for a little while. This is what came out.

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Re: I hoped you'd say that. givemethegun June 29 2008, 03:46:37 UTC

That looks so much like my spider bite! I know I keep pimping that entry...it's just as politically relevant today as it was last year.

Also, how do you flush your sinuses? We went to Walgreens today and looked at all the ear medication (for removing wax, for infections, just for the pure pleasure of an ear enema, etc), and was utterly confused. I've never quite delved into the realm of sinuses and ear blockages, but apparently my ear situation is related to my flu/cold. To be honest, I wanna avoid the whole 'flush' thing and move on to the 'decapitation' stage.

I hope you feel better soon honey. That's quite a lovely gob of stuff you've got there. Sending love,

xxCattxx

P.S. Gin just puked...again.

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schmycom June 29 2008, 06:53:27 UTC

WOWZERS! Yer famous 'n' shit!
That's got to alleviate some of the sickness, yes? (ok, probably not.)

And that salt-water-through-nose idea has merit and some basis in sciencified truthiness. You can do it, Lady!

more random health crap b0rken June 29 2008, 14:06:28 UTC

after hopi ear candles (yeah i know - and another south park reference, indian hair tampon anyone?) apparently a couple of olive oil drops down the old earhole can help dissolve wax that may be contributing to your blockage. just make sure that after you let it seep in - you let it seep out. can any of your health advice associates confirm/deny this course of action . . . hey i'm crook too. coughing up a bit of the old lung butter at the moment. let's be sick buddies. x thanks for the comment on the freeway pic too. loved it