Sad News For Investors In The Australian Cockmarket - An Update

[givemethegun]

During four months of temping at IPG, I've applied for three jobs internally. This is how it goes;

1st job - pipped at the post by an Intern who worked in the area that I was applying for, and had done the course requirements. Really no chance there... Intern found face-down in Lake Michigan some days later, mysterious circumstances, it wasn't

Comments

[the_pilchard]

Actually, you get a better hourly rate sucking cock than you do waiting tables. Or so they tell me.

[givemethegun]

Depends on what you look like, I guess.

[the_pilchard]

With a mouth like that, he could charge extra, with a bonus for the tickling chin hairs.

[givemethegun]

I'm so glad to have you on my focus group.

[flaxendandelion]

I'm going through the same exact thing. My bosses may or may not have told a colleague there are positions available that they've told me aren't. I may just be paranoid though.

It's so frustrating, esp. because my boss has been cold to me ever since I asked about my contract being extended.

[givemethegun]

BOSSES SUCK!

No really, they tend to so do.

[reeeeeeeeflex]

I suck cock in alleyways for 45 cents a pop. So I undercut you. Move along, lady.

[flaxendandelion]

But you get what you pay for. Are your BJs better?

[stephen_c]

No.

[givemethegun]

It depends on if you like your taffy salty or covered in furballs.

[hologram_golem]

I hear you my dear. I think job 2 was the same one I applied for that mysteriously never got back to me (or if I did it was under the "we're still considering the position" response). I figured it was the economy,as you so stated.

But yeah. Belts are tightening here as well. One job is pretty stable, but the other.... hurm. I worry about it, I do. Already going through the basement for things to sell and thinking of contingency plans if things go REALLY south.

And lady, we owe you a creme brulee torch. We have to take care of that soonish.

[givemethegun]

And I owe you money for the creme brulee torch! Yay! Thank you for hanging on to it for me...although making creme brulee in a time of economic scariness would be leaning towards ordering caviar in the dustbowl early 1900's America. I think I also (still!) have the cords and connectors and all those things that make a scanner work...unless you've already managed to hook it up? Otherwise, yeah, I should get them to you.

We really should have you two over for dinner one night. I've just been (typically) hermitty and lazy, in general.

(I don't want to think about Contingency Plans right now - I'm just clutching my overwhelming sense of dread as is...)

[milly_bogtrot]

that is almost worth me buying a strap-on for.