O, The Horror

[givemethegun]

I think I'm getting squeamish.

There are two nasty, nasty videos doing the rounds right now, and I only managed to get three quarters of the way through one of them (1man1jar)...with the sound turned off! Granted, I didn't want to shock The Husband with the (purported) screaming at the end, and granted, I did just eat something that looked a

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[invader_kitty]

I'm feeling ugly and bloated and stupid. So there you go.

On the plus side, you're not getting stabbed with a screwdriver in the stomach and eye.

[givemethegun]

I was wondering how that would translate.

It's true, I've not been horribly desecrated by some bored, yuppie Russian hooligans, but because I haven't seen this video, it's easier to concentrate on not being able to fit into my yoga pants.

[pretzelcoatl]

Unproductive? Madam, you just showed me the greatest piece of art I have seen in a month.

[givemethegun]

O, thanks! I'm not very happy with how the UFO looks, and I think there should be three streams of ubergay rainbow shooting stars coming out the bottom instead of one, but the T-Rex is fucking swwweeeettt!

[morty_baby]

I already saw the onemanonejar video a few days ago and I shared the love to other like-minded pervs, it was very entertaining. The other one, well, I got 2 minutes into it and then people kept walking behind me so I had to shut it down. No report from me at this time although the first 2 minutes were very brutal. Poor bastard.

[givemethegun]

People? You using your cell-block's public library again Morty?

If you do end up watching it, lemme know.

xxx

[morty_baby]

Oh don't joke about that. I spent the night in the drunk tank Saturday night, my first time in jail. It stunk. Literally.

[morganaus]

PICS PLZ.

Where've you been, Morty? (Besides the drunk tank, that is.) I've missed you.

[morganaus]

Paulie was just commenting on the Nun-Priest scheisse porn. Good times. And? You're welcome.

You know, I'm not even going to click on either of those things. I've seen the stuff that you have and I guess I just don't want to see any more right now.

Unless it's Nun-Priest scheisse porn, of course.

P.S. You're awesome, so shut it. Did you get my voice mail, ya slapper?

[givemethegun]

I've seen the stuff that you have and I guess I just don't want to see any more right now.

I hear you. But one special day, you really should see the guy who breaks a jar with his arse. For old time's sake.

(I'm sorry I missed your call - did you get my message? I'm so, so hopeful for you honey. Just hang in there, kitten.)

xxx

[morganaus]

I would watch the guy shitting glass before I watched someone being tortured. It's the death (rather, the dying) scenes that haunt me. I guess I'm getting sensitive in my twilight years...?

I got your message, thank you! xxooxx with a set of (.)(.)

[karmakanic]

I saw the jar video on 4chan the day it came out. I just want to know, who nonchalantly removes shards of glass from their rectum?

[morganaus]

Of course you did.

[karmakanic]

What's that supposed to mean?!

See icon.

[morganaus]

(It's your favorite!)

xx