...Hm, apparently it's my birthday on the 11th. I'll be a year older than before.

...I've never had one of those before; what do you do?

...I'm pretty sure that this isn't supposed to happen.

...The books that people choose to take out are really weird at times; Not to mention the types of book they like- there's this one boy who has taken out a book on the history of Sweden about eight times, and he keeps stuttering every time he takes it out. And I'm usually the one around to help him.

...Hm, people can be odd.

...I am never having children, any children. Ever.

I don't care if I have to further the human race if we all die out; no children. They're kind of scary.

Some people can talk about being selfish; about not wanting to let anybody else have fun.

...Orpheus, have you heard about that party?

...I'm a what?

I didn't even know that I believed in that!

...Well, this is odd ( Read more... )

Um, I don't really get Christmas shopping to be perfectly honest- it seems kind of... Weird; everybody keeps running around and bumping each other and there's so much talk about the perfect present. And everywhere seems to be running out of clothes and things; it really doesn't make all that much sense ( Read more... )

You know what? A lot of you can really talk about whoring yourselves out, seriously- at least we actually like each other and none of us have any children yet. The next time you want to critiscise us actually give me a list of how many people you've slept with.

Quite frankly we haven't harmed any of you; I'd prefer at least a little civility in ( Read more... )

...Hm, apparently foursomes are quite a sensible way to go according to some books- it means that more people are around and that no partner gets all that left out. It's also quite a sensible strategy for raising children- not that I want any at the moment; that'd be kind of inconvenient if anything happened with getting pulled around a bit more ( Read more... )