CLASSIC MOMENTS IN JEANNIE HISTORY: Air Travel

[givethesignal]

1. Donkey Punches and Angry Dragons (Logan Int'l, Boston, MA)
So I arrive at Logan to catch my flight from Boston to Chicago and who should be sitting at the gate but my dear girl Tori!! We hang around and talk for a while and she gets Cosmo and then calls this boy she's been seeing. After a while she hands me the phone and tells me the boy would

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[lexis_journal]

"Girl, you brought yourself a comic book to read on the plane?" As I run off I yell, "It's not a comic book, it's a graphic novel!"

ILY. I would have done the same thing, hahahah!

[vovat]

I'd say Watchmen actually counts as a graphic novel, but that same term is often used simply to mean "thick comic book." Doesn't it have to be self-contained to be a novel?

[willt]

I've always been under the impression that it's called a Strawberry Shortcake.

[givethesignal]

I've heard it called several different things, but the first one I learned was "Angry Dragon" so that's the one I usually go with.

[deadlychatter]

will is right. it's a strawberry shortcake....

observe the following points of information, courtesy of URBAN FUCKING DICTIONARY :P

Strawberry Shortcake:
"As you cum on your girlfriends face you punch her right in the nose, causing a nose bleed which then combines with your cum."

Angry Dragon:
"Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon."

Donkey Punch:
"The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course)."

You're welcome. ;]

[chu_hi]

Donkey Punch:
..for any guy lucky enough that his lady does anal, but whines that the orgasm isn't good enough.

I'm too lazy to look it up, so maybe somebody can fill me in. Is there any slang to describe the behavior of punched girl fighting back?

(Sorry... I know it's all fun and games, but maybe I'm missing something?)

[chu_hi]

Every college student at the gate (note: this is Boston)

Hahahaha! Oh, I'm sorry... hahha... sorry...

[slfcllednowhere]

Um...is there a reason you didn't tell me you were coming here?

[givethesignal]

Honestly, and I feel really bad, it's that I forgot to tell you. The Seattle trip was kind of a last-minute decision because I realized how close I would be to Molly, who I hadn't seen yet. It's a lame excuse I know and I'm really sorry. Next time we're on the same coast we'll definitely hang out.

[slfcllednowhere]

Ah, ok. It's cool, I just wanted to make sure you didn't secretly hate me or something, haha. Next time for sure. I hope you had a good time here--Seattle is the best! :)

[givethesignal]

Nope, no secret hatred or bad blood--just me bein' all absent-minded-style. Seattle was super neat!

[elipie]

DID YOU VISIT SIMON?!!?!!?!??

[givethesignal]

HE'S IN WISCONSIN

LAAAAAAME