I have no words...

[giveuaride]

Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Comments

[itwontstopme]

Now I just feel jealous being an exception to the rule.

[giveuaride]

You really shouldn't. You get the best excuse to have your hand down your pants, or even someone else's. Just call it an experiment in case feeling ever comes back below the waist.

[itwontstopme]

Ah, but see, even my hands don't work so well so how would I explain having it down my pants? It's Quad Catch 22.

[giveuaride]

Well, see, this is the part where I admit to not thinking about you as just a quad a while back, but hey... you're right. Definitely a Quad Catch 22. I'd also offer my services, but you know...