Comments | giwu: My niece has a death wish...and balls made of brass

giwu

My niece has a death wish...and balls made of brass

Feb 23, 2008 00:04

My niece has a death wish…

So, my niece, henceforth known as Flipperd, may not make it to her 10th birthday which is just a few weeks away.

My brother and his wife have three children. I have always felt they are too hard on Jordan (the eldest), let Katie get away with too much (an accomplished liar since age 6) and Flipperd is God’s revenge for ( Read more... )

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em_ethereality February 23 2008, 15:10:50 UTC

LOL! So Evil runs in the family, uh? That's a great story, looks like the teenage years will start early with her. Good luck mom!

giwu February 26 2008, 05:38:12 UTC

Yes, I guess she is carrying on the condition of evil in the next generation. I feel happy her parents get to have one child that will age them.

jungle_mag February 23 2008, 15:11:52 UTC

Oh that's hilarious.

That's totally my daughter in about 5 years.

giwu February 26 2008, 05:36:25 UTC

Heh heh...look what you have to look forward to! My sympathies in advance and start getting extra sleep now, you will need it when the time comes.

doom_cherries February 23 2008, 15:28:21 UTC

Bwahaha, that's awesome!

giwu February 26 2008, 05:37:12 UTC

I'm awfully proud of her...and glad I wasn't there. I would have been giggling hysterically.

sciencekitty February 23 2008, 16:46:06 UTC

Hee! She sounds like quite a handful. :)

giwu February 26 2008, 05:39:09 UTC

Yes, makes me really glad I never got around to having those kids things. Dogs are much easier!

elfling65 February 23 2008, 22:24:55 UTC

OMG! She sounds like my niece! That's just prefect. Don't you just love it when the innocent take down the mighty? I can't imagine what she's going to be like when the hormones start raging. I'd be scared of her too.

giwu February 26 2008, 05:39:43 UTC

Shudder...I think when her hormones start kicking in, her folks will need to put bars on the bedroom window!