I probably should put this behind a cut, since it is M rated, but I'm not going to...I didn't write this, but it gave me a pretty good chuckle.
MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
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