holy shit, this is fantastic! This plus the Lazarus/Tobey Maguire story have created this concept of Kirk Lazarus as a magical character who shows up in the lives of hot men, bestows amazing butt sex upon them and then flits away into the night like Santa Claus. AND I LOVE IT. One million Robert Downey Jr. points have been credited to your account.
This plus the Lazarus/Tobey Maguire story have created this concept of Kirk Lazarus as a magical character who shows up in the lives of hot men, bestows amazing butt sex upon them and then flits away into the night like Santa Claus.
I can't tell you how many times I've reread that and just gone on laughing.
I'm glad you liked it (and how many RDJ points until I can buy my very own?). :D
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One million Robert Downey Jr. points have been credited to your account.
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I can't tell you how many times I've reread that and just gone on laughing.
I'm glad you liked it (and how many RDJ points until I can buy my very own?). :D
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Brilliant and perfect. You've nailed Tony so hard he should be squealing for more :D
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I
love
you.
I just-- I wish we had a Kirk where I rp tony now just to parody this because holy shit.
Holy.
Shit.
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