Until now...

[gizmit]

My mother called, hoping to cheer me up and distract me from my hideously distended eyelid. We ended up talking about books that we are reading. She just picked up 'The Pianist'. She wondered why I snickered

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[arctic_silence]

HUH HUH YOU SAID "GO DOWN."

My friend at work and her dad, on her birthday:
Samantha: "So, 24 years ago, I was comin' outta Mom! Haha."
Her dad: "Yeah, well 24 years & 9 months ago, you were comin' outta ME too!"
Samantha: *hangs up*

Parents scare me.

...what's the genie/12 million ducks/12-inch pianist joke? Did I miss something?

[turtleheart]

something about a couple guys in a bar with a genie in a lamp. one of them has a foot-tall man playing a piano. the other then wishes for a million bucks, and winds up with a million ducks. the first says, "do you really think i wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

[langostino]

Oh, your mom's gone down before in history.

[flick_]

hahahahaha!

I love it when our parents reveal themselves as real people.

It both pleases, and terrifies me at the same time.
... just like your mom, guy.