I know you. You have a nice dex bonus. You make me botch. You should roll 2d6. Someday I will level up. You + me = Youme.
We should roll for initiative. If I saw you now I'd be flatfooted. I would build a campaign just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be (roll your) Save Tonight. If I could I'd give you 6000 exp.
I miss you. You have a nice smile. You make me feel really good. You should work with me to find a good time for me to visit. Someday I will live near you. You + me = good times.
We should talk more. If I saw you now I'd want to cuddle on a couch and watch movies. I would build a building just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "I could be in love with someone like you". If I could I'd give you a break.
We could plot Armageddon under the stars.
Love, eric
(P.S. You're a great friend.)
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my non-Wii responsemrs_heronymusNovember 14 2007, 19:12:13 UTC
Dear Guy,
I went to a party with you. You have a nice pirate voice. You make me giggle like a little school girl. You should stop being allergic to cats so you can come over. Someday I will have a cat house so there will be no cat hair in my house and you can come to visit. You + me = weird sex jokes. We should go drinking together. If I saw you now I'd hide..cuz I quit my job...again....and don't want you to think little of me. I would build a cat house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Crazy by Gnarls Barkley (we can just pretend it's about a crazy cat lady). If I could I'd give you immunity to cats. We could get drunk and smoke bad cigarettes under the stars.
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I know you. You have a nice dex bonus. You make me botch. You should roll 2d6. Someday I will level up. You + me = Youme.
We should roll for initiative. If I saw you now I'd be flatfooted. I would build a campaign just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be (roll your) Save Tonight. If I could I'd give you 6000 exp.
We could be level 20 under the stars.
Love,
GeekyGamer
(P.S. I rolled a 20 on my Missing-You Check.)
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I miss you. You have a nice smile. You make me feel really good. You should work with me to find a good time for me to visit. Someday I will live near you. You + me = good times.
We should talk more. If I saw you now I'd want to cuddle on a couch and watch movies. I would build a building just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "I could be in love with someone like you". If I could I'd give you a break.
We could plot Armageddon under the stars.
Love,
eric
(P.S. You're a great friend.)
REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS YOU GET!
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I heart you. You have a nice Wii. You make me want a Wii. You should give me your Wii. Someday I will have my very own Wii. You + me = Wii.
OK. The rest of it isn't funny with Wii worked into it.
Wii or no Wii, I love you!
-C
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I went to a party with you. You have a nice pirate voice. You make me giggle like a little school girl. You should stop being allergic to cats so you can come over. Someday I will have a cat house so there will be no cat hair in my house and you can come to visit. You + me = weird sex jokes.
We should go drinking together. If I saw you now I'd hide..cuz I quit my job...again....and don't want you to think little of me. I would build a cat house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Crazy by Gnarls Barkley (we can just pretend it's about a crazy cat lady). If I could I'd give you immunity to cats.
We could get drunk and smoke bad cigarettes under the stars.
Love,
Crazy Cat Lady
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