• I heart Greg. • Greg is super nice. • If I were alone in a room with Greg, I would talk about how horror movies start out that way. • I think Greg should be a journalist. • Greg needs an 'A' in chemistry. • Greg will never dis john mayer again. • I want to chill with Greg. • Greg can sink my battleshipsmirk to myself because he's a cool kid. • Someday Greg will follow his heart. • Greg reminds me of this guy who was in 5th grade with me and he used to pull my ponytail until i let him cheat. hmph. • Without Greg, chem lab would be no fun • Memories of Greg are nothing but fun times and great conversation. • Greg can be a garbage man. • Chem lab paper swapping is how I describe meeting Greg. • Worst thing about Greg is his lack of balls in some situations. • Best thing about Greg is his sense of humor. • The one thing I wish I could tell Greg to his face is your hand writing stinks! • Greg likes elderly women. • I read Greg's journal because he's my bud 4 lyfe.
• I have a friend named Greg. • Greg is probably drunk or wishing he was drunk right now. • If I were alone in a room with Greg, I would be less alone than I am right now. • I think Greg should buy an orangutang and teach it to fight sea monkeys. • Greg needs to find a place to hide the bodies. • Greg will never die, he is in fact immortal. • I want to travel around the world to strange and exotic places, and when I get back, I might run into Greg. • Greg can borrow my X-acto knife. • When I think about Greg, I catch myself and immediately reprimand myself for slipping into homosexual thoughts. • Someday Greg will defeat the Tekken fighters. • Greg reminds me of that time I tried to drill a hole in my head. • Without Greg, far fewer people would be damned by god. • Memories of Greg are smelly and often stuck to the floor of my brain. • Greg can be, or he can not be, that’s a question to take up with him. • Ambulatory is how I describe meeting Greg. • Worst thing about Greg is when he steps on your sack with his stilleto
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• Greg is super nice.
• If I were alone in a room with Greg, I would talk about how horror movies start out that way.
• I think Greg should be a journalist.
• Greg needs an 'A' in chemistry.
• Greg will never dis john mayer again.
• I want to chill with Greg.
• Greg can sink my battleshipsmirk to myself because he's a cool kid.
• Someday Greg will follow his heart.
• Greg reminds me of this guy who was in 5th grade with me and he used to pull my ponytail until i let him cheat. hmph.
• Without Greg, chem lab would be no fun
• Memories of Greg are nothing but fun times and great conversation.
• Greg can be a garbage man.
• Chem lab paper swapping is how I describe meeting Greg.
• Worst thing about Greg is his lack of balls in some situations.
• Best thing about Greg is his sense of humor.
• The one thing I wish I could tell Greg to his face is your hand writing stinks!
• Greg likes elderly women.
• I read Greg's journal because he's my bud 4 lyfe.
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• Greg is probably drunk or wishing he was drunk right now.
• If I were alone in a room with Greg, I would be less alone than I am right now.
• I think Greg should buy an orangutang and teach it to fight sea monkeys.
• Greg needs to find a place to hide the bodies.
• Greg will never die, he is in fact immortal.
• I want to travel around the world to strange and exotic places, and when I get back, I might run into Greg.
• Greg can borrow my X-acto knife.
• When I think about Greg, I catch myself and immediately reprimand myself for slipping into homosexual thoughts.
• Someday Greg will defeat the Tekken fighters.
• Greg reminds me of that time I tried to drill a hole in my head.
• Without Greg, far fewer people would be damned by god.
• Memories of Greg are smelly and often stuck to the floor of my brain.
• Greg can be, or he can not be, that’s a question to take up with him.
• Ambulatory is how I describe meeting Greg.
• Worst thing about Greg is when he steps on your sack with his stilleto ( ... )
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