Well, since my surgery, I can't drive, I can't live alone, I can't do lots of things I took for granted before hand. Milestones I have had since then are like living life all over again. There was the day I could walk, who could forget that? And the day I said my first word. And then that time I spent the whole night without wetting myself, ( Read more... )

I forgot to write to y'all about this movie when I first saw it because it blew donkey balls. I would think that the absence of a review from me would be enough to NOT go see a certain movie, alas, this seems not the case. I wonder what could be happening in the film world to create such travesties of movies as this. I mean, we were just ( Read more... )

As all of my fans out there know, the release of Jeepers Creepers 2 has us all pondering our reason for existing in the universe. Well, I think I can tell you. It is obviously to produce Jeepers Creepers 3. Yes, that can be the only reason, although before the movie has been developed I suggest that you move into a bomb shelter or something, ( Read more... )

If the brain is a house full of memories and cares,
The cerebellum is the room under the stairs.
Placed in there, a corpse sits and stares,
In that dark room under the stairs.
Many a secret he always will keep.
Every one of them would cause you to weep.
Fear not though for he controls only the past.
As time marches on, his grip will not last.

I've got your picture ( Read more... )

Well, it seems I have not updated my journal in a while, and I intend to fix that here and now. After seeing all of the summer blockbusters (that I know of, or consider a blockbuster), which include X2, The Matrix: Reloaded, The Hulk, and T3, I have come to a conclusion. T3 was very disappointing. I mean, my friend and I missed like the first ( Read more... )

Must sleep.

If we could live in a world that was populated with Mutants, and they were generally accepted. Since, you know, trying to ostrasize them is a bad idea since they probably have the power to kick our behinds while facing our fronts. And they could take all the jobs that we don't want to do, and could fight wars for us and stuff. But hey, let's be ( Read more... )

On the second day of the fifth month of the third year of the second century of the coming of our lord Jesus, comes a long-awaited return of God. In movie form, our sins will be washed away forever and ever and ever. With claws of Atimantium, evil shall be torn a new one in ways that are unable to be imagined by human minds. If you are to see ( Read more... )

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