Voicemail

[glacial_queen]

"Hey, this is Karla! I could go all fancy and Queenly, but only friends have this number, thank the Darkness. So, leave your name and a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done with whatever issue currently demanding my attention. Blah blah blah, you know the drill."

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Comments

[locointhecoco]

from here

"Did you want to try sleeping together*, though? I mean, it can be loads of fun! My pony friends and I used to do it all the time back home in Equestria. And it's okay if it's a wrong number, I'll sleep with pretty much anypony!"

* Pinkie Pie is blissfully unaware of the street meaning of this phrase. Probably. I mean, like, 90% most likely.

[glacial_queen]

[To here, here, here, and here! Also, if you think Karla's not gonna bring the up the first time she ever talks to Pinkie you are SO WRONG.]