Karla's Voicemail

[glacial_witch]

According to the explanation I have received, you will now leave your voice on this machine. Maybe I'll even give it back when I'm done listening.

Kiss kiss.

Or you can just contact me on a distaff thread which will be much quicker than this bloody thing.

Comments

[hoorayimrich]

From here

I didn't even offer to make you a weapon! And I'm not mental. You're the one calling random people to talk about guns, you know. Maybe you should try leaving people alone next time you go crazy.

[glacial_witch]

Karla was looking at her phone, very confused. Whaaaaa? Okay, time to call this guy back.

About five minutes after she'd angrily hung up, Karla remembered last year when the phones went crazy and tried to call back. The fact that she was trying to use the phone to explain that they were going haywire still eluded her, though.