Voicemail

[glacial_queen]

"Hey, this is Karla! I could go all fancy and Queenly, but only friends have this number, thank the Darkness. So, leave your name and a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done with whatever issue currently demanding my attention. Blah blah blah, you know the drill."

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[anarchist_queen]

"KarlaMomojusttoldmeabouttheunicornsareyouguysokay?!"

[glacial_queen]

I'm sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try your call again.

[anarchist_queen]

Leda stared at the mirror in dismay. "Maybe I'll try again in a decade or so." she murmured.

[blondecanary]

After texting with Jono and Raven earlier in the week, Dinah sent:

Hey, you. Heard that the weirdness extended to Glacia. Call or text me when you can, okay? I wanna hear how you're doing. *HUGS*

[endsthegame]

Their recent phone conversation meant that Karla was still somewhat on Ender's mind, which made her a good recipient for--

I can't get rid of the lumberjack in my home. Send help. --A.

Attached was a picture.

[glacial_queen]

Karla received the picture and immediately burst out laughing, waving Warren over so she could show it off.

He seems to have some kind of creatures attached to his face, she noted. Do the people of that planet have a symbiotic relationship with rodents?

[endsthegame]

He calls it his vacation-beard. I've been trying to get him to shave it off for days. -- A

God help him.

Could we visit directly after the weekend? he added in a second message. Might as well.

[glacial_queen]

Karla was halfway through a response when Ender's second text came through. She immediately discarded that one and began again. Tell him that if he doesn't shave it before he visits, he will be subjected to wacky hijinks until I succeed in shaving it.

She figured that was an acceptable threat. And it was much better than her original message that had started with Tell him you're feeling adventurous and tie him to the bed a--. Or, rather, Ender would likely appreciate it more.

That's a yes, on the minuscule off-chance you didn't get that.

Big Ol' Package For Her Majesty:

[anarchist_queen]

As promised in the card that accompanied Leda's gift to Karla, more gifts from Faerie had arrived.

From Sai and Strider came a dwarven made dagger with a wrist sheath. Prettier than a dagger needed to be, but nicely practical as well.

Sila had sent a leather jacket with a cartoon snowman on the back and "GLACIA" stitched above it.

Wiseguy and Leander had added at wide brimmed hat with a big feather in it.

And finally, from Ember, a Dragon-Scale armor vest, that was snug enough to be worn under clothes, and pretty enough to be worn over a shirt.

E-vite For Robin's show

[robinthefrog]

Well, not so much with the banjo apparently. That's mostly the orchestra that will handle that. But I got the part and rehearsals are going suspiciously well. I say suspiciously because I've seen how crazy things can get back stage when Muppets are involved. If you've never seen the Muppet Show, you can find it on youtube I think, to know what I'm talking about.

Anyway the show's going up first two weekends in June! Hope you can make it!