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The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Hermione
2. Fred
3. Draco
4. Snape
5. Remus
6. Ron
7. Harry
8. Lucius Malfoy
9. Sirius
10. Voldy
11. Mad Eye
12. James
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ron and Mad Eye!? Hell no!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Snape, so hot. I have a shameless Snape/Alan Rickman fetish.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Mr. Malfoy got James pregnant. Wouldn’t that make Harry and Draco related...somehow?
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Ohhh I love the shoe box project fic. Its squeaky clean and hysterical. And Sirius is just adorably in character as a teenager.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
A good couple of drunks. They’re brothers, so heck no.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Remus/Sirius or Remus/Voldy. Remus/Sirus DUH. Embraced like a brother my ass.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Oh can already feel the anguish! Draco/Voldy ! Hmm I think Book 6 pretty much summarizes that one up.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If Hermione is anything like me(likes older men) than possibly. I could totally see Hermy/Lucius but thats just me.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hmm for Harry and James...it would be some father son activity, like James comforting Harry after scraping his knee. I’m bad at titles, so that would be the plot if nothing else.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh I so know there has been fics about Hermione/Snape. I’m sure there is a fairly large community in fact. They still have more sense than Harry/Hemy. Anyway...this is just so wrong but I would imagine... oh I just can’t go there lol.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I personally don’t think Harry is very slashtastic. I’m a die hard Harry/Ginny fan and I just can’t picture anyone else with Harry, even in a theoretical/figurative sense.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Draco and Pansy type of stuff? How boring. Go read Gof-HBP if you want that.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Mad Eye? I doubt it. Though I think he would make an interesting fic if it was about his younger years fighting Death Eaters and what not.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fred/Snape/Remus!? OMG That is so wrong its hysterical. I can’t even picture those three in the same room together let alone talking to each other.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
How about “DIIIIIEEEEE!!!”
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Lucius Malfoy....for some reason Chris Issak-Wicked Game comes to mind.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hermy/Ron/James. R for retarded.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Oh oh I know! Fred would say to You know who(Voldy) “ You no poo is so hot *rawr” something like that. I just realized I'm a crappy writer.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Shoebox project...during the summer when I had a glorious thing called time.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ron is so not kinky. Plain and simple.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Mad Eye and Sirius! Dear gawd I hope not. Drunk, like hardcore, hardcore vodka/rum drunk. Even then, its highy unlikey as I doubt Mad Eye ever really trusted Sirius even after he escaped and was proven innocent. Paranoid bastard.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Draco/Harry. Omg they’re so canon b/c of HBP! LOL Draco would, you just know he would.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Simplified Version:
Hermione and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Snape(scandalous!). Hermy, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mad Eye(ewwww *burns eyes out*) and a brief but unhappy affair with James(an improvement from Moody), then follows the wise advice of Remus and fines true love with Draco. It could almost happen. Almost.
What title would you give this fic?
“Games Without Frontiers”
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Ha..Charmaine so would lol.
Name one person who should write it.
I’ll do it lol.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Harry/Lucius? Oh man Draco would have so many more emotional problems thats for sure.
I should have made this more absurd an add characters like Hagrid, Luna, and Krum.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Hermione
2. Fred
3. Draco
4. Snape
5. Remus
6. Ron
7. Harry
8. Lucius Malfoy
9. Sirius
10. Voldy
11. Mad Eye
12. James
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ron and Mad Eye!? Hell no!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Snape, so hot. I have a shameless Snape/Alan Rickman fetish.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Mr. Malfoy got James pregnant. Wouldn’t that make Harry and Draco related...somehow?
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Ohhh I love the shoe box project fic. Its squeaky clean and hysterical. And Sirius is just adorably in character as a teenager.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
A good couple of drunks. They’re brothers, so heck no.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Remus/Sirius or Remus/Voldy. Remus/Sirus DUH. Embraced like a brother my ass.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Oh can already feel the anguish! Draco/Voldy ! Hmm I think Book 6 pretty much summarizes that one up.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If Hermione is anything like me(likes older men) than possibly. I could totally see Hermy/Lucius but thats just me.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hmm for Harry and James...it would be some father son activity, like James comforting Harry after scraping his knee. I’m bad at titles, so that would be the plot if nothing else.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Oh I so know there has been fics about Hermione/Snape. I’m sure there is a fairly large community in fact. They still have more sense than Harry/Hemy. Anyway...this is just so wrong but I would imagine... oh I just can’t go there lol.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I personally don’t think Harry is very slashtastic. I’m a die hard Harry/Ginny fan and I just can’t picture anyone else with Harry, even in a theoretical/figurative sense.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Draco and Pansy type of stuff? How boring. Go read Gof-HBP if you want that.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Mad Eye? I doubt it. Though I think he would make an interesting fic if it was about his younger years fighting Death Eaters and what not.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fred/Snape/Remus!? OMG That is so wrong its hysterical. I can’t even picture those three in the same room together let alone talking to each other.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
How about “DIIIIIEEEEE!!!”
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Lucius Malfoy....for some reason Chris Issak-Wicked Game comes to mind.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hermy/Ron/James. R for retarded.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Oh oh I know! Fred would say to You know who(Voldy) “ You no poo is so hot *rawr” something like that. I just realized I'm a crappy writer.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Shoebox project...during the summer when I had a glorious thing called time.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ron is so not kinky. Plain and simple.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Mad Eye and Sirius! Dear gawd I hope not. Drunk, like hardcore, hardcore vodka/rum drunk. Even then, its highy unlikey as I doubt Mad Eye ever really trusted Sirius even after he escaped and was proven innocent. Paranoid bastard.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Draco/Harry. Omg they’re so canon b/c of HBP! LOL Draco would, you just know he would.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Simplified Version:
Hermione and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Snape(scandalous!). Hermy, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mad Eye(ewwww *burns eyes out*) and a brief but unhappy affair with James(an improvement from Moody), then follows the wise advice of Remus and fines true love with Draco. It could almost happen. Almost.
What title would you give this fic?
“Games Without Frontiers”
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Ha..Charmaine so would lol.
Name one person who should write it.
I’ll do it lol.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Harry/Lucius? Oh man Draco would have so many more emotional problems thats for sure.
I should have made this more absurd an add characters like Hagrid, Luna, and Krum.