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This is a public service announcement from Aperture Laboratories.
Some of your observations may have led you to acknowledge your local branch of Aperture Science in your neighborhood. Do not fret. Rest assured, that Aperture Science is here to help all of us through the use of highly scientific testing. However, Aperture Science cannot advance ( Read more... )