Uruha Can't Sleep, Oneshot, AoixUruha
Title: Uruha Can't Sleep
Author: glamamy
Genre: crack, romance?
Chapter: oneshot (can be read in connection with Can't Sleep but can also be read as a standalone)
Chapter Rating: pg-15
Warnings: Cursing, mentions of sex
Pairing: AoixUruha
Summary: Another sleepless night for Uruha
Uruha could not sleep. He could not sleep for days now.
Every night the logical side of his brain would say 'bed time, time for bed! Go to sleep now!'
But his body and less rational side of his body weren't having any of it. It didn't matter if he lay this way or that way. He would close his eyes, try to drift off and no matter what he did, his irrational side of his brain would be filled with unwanted thoughts. Now these thoughts were not necessarily unpleasant but they were sill not wanted.
On a typical night his brain would think like this:
One sheep...
Two sheep...
Three sheep...
Four... Hey! Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have Aoi fuck you into the mattress?
No! No no no no don't think about that, don't think about that.
Rock a by baby on the tree top.. Oh! speaking of rocking. What do you think it would be like to have Aoi rock his hips back and forth whilst fucking you? You've seen him on stage its seems like he could do amazing things with those hips.
Oh no no no no... come on!
99...
98...
97...
96... Hey! I wonder what size his dick is? And do you think he'd talk in the Mei dialect during sex? And I wonder if he moans a lot when he cums? And how many times do you think he could make you cum in one night before you pass out?
Now this is not the first time Uruha has ever had trouble sleeping. He had, in fact, had a huge crush on his straight fellow guitarist for quite some time now causing many a restless night. I'm sure you are wondering why does Uruha not just have a date with Mr Hand? Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior? Butter the corn? Dance with the one-eyes sailor? Date Palm and her five sisters? Play the flesh flute? Or simply just jerk off and get it over with for the night? He had tried that tactic, but it almost felt like he was tainting their friendship by doing so. There is nothing more awkward than trying to look someone in the eye and have a civilized conversation when you were fondling yourself the night before imagining them sucking your cock.
Uruha wanted to get over this crush as soon as possible. He would just let it pass over and not waste any more time thinking about Aoi and his hypnotic rolling hips or his cheeky smirk or the way his ass looked when he bent over to fix the amp or the sexy way he talked...
But no!
Uruha was determined! Aoi was straight and therefore nothing was going to happen. No point wasting time daydreaming and no use crying over spilt milk.
This tactic of no thinking and no wanking about Aoi had its repercussions. Every time Uruha was in that blissful state between awake and slumber he would get this massive headrush that would jilt him awake, coupled with - and this is proof that the body has a vindictive sense of humor - an acute stabbing pain in his balls. This began to happen every time he tried to go to sleep. Over time he, the stabbing pain and the fact that is balls were getting larger and fuller with every day that past meant that he began to walk funny - like he had been kicked in the balls by the incredible hulk. The other members in the band were starting to notice and it was kind of awkward explaining "Oh don't mind the twitching guys, I'm just trying to not imagine what it would be like for Aoi to bend be over the sound board and fuck me."
Uruha is sure that it will all work out eventually and he'll stop think lewd thoughts about Aoi. But until then. He can't sleep. He can't sleep. He can't sleep.
***
Author's notes:
I'm back! Surprise, surprise I am procrastinating from uni work again! I should be starting my thesis.
First time ever really writing about Uruha so let me know what you think.
Most of this is based on Tales of Mere Existence - Can't Sleep!
Might write a wee 3 part series or somethin on AoixUruha what do you think?
Comment = love and encourage me to write more!
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Author: glamamy
Genre: crack, romance?
Chapter: oneshot (can be read in connection with Can't Sleep but can also be read as a standalone)
Chapter Rating: pg-15
Warnings: Cursing, mentions of sex
Pairing: AoixUruha
Summary: Another sleepless night for Uruha
Uruha could not sleep. He could not sleep for days now.
Every night the logical side of his brain would say 'bed time, time for bed! Go to sleep now!'
But his body and less rational side of his body weren't having any of it. It didn't matter if he lay this way or that way. He would close his eyes, try to drift off and no matter what he did, his irrational side of his brain would be filled with unwanted thoughts. Now these thoughts were not necessarily unpleasant but they were sill not wanted.
On a typical night his brain would think like this:
One sheep...
Two sheep...
Three sheep...
Four... Hey! Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have Aoi fuck you into the mattress?
No! No no no no don't think about that, don't think about that.
Rock a by baby on the tree top.. Oh! speaking of rocking. What do you think it would be like to have Aoi rock his hips back and forth whilst fucking you? You've seen him on stage its seems like he could do amazing things with those hips.
Oh no no no no... come on!
99...
98...
97...
96... Hey! I wonder what size his dick is? And do you think he'd talk in the Mei dialect during sex? And I wonder if he moans a lot when he cums? And how many times do you think he could make you cum in one night before you pass out?
Now this is not the first time Uruha has ever had trouble sleeping. He had, in fact, had a huge crush on his straight fellow guitarist for quite some time now causing many a restless night. I'm sure you are wondering why does Uruha not just have a date with Mr Hand? Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior? Butter the corn? Dance with the one-eyes sailor? Date Palm and her five sisters? Play the flesh flute? Or simply just jerk off and get it over with for the night? He had tried that tactic, but it almost felt like he was tainting their friendship by doing so. There is nothing more awkward than trying to look someone in the eye and have a civilized conversation when you were fondling yourself the night before imagining them sucking your cock.
Uruha wanted to get over this crush as soon as possible. He would just let it pass over and not waste any more time thinking about Aoi and his hypnotic rolling hips or his cheeky smirk or the way his ass looked when he bent over to fix the amp or the sexy way he talked...
But no!
Uruha was determined! Aoi was straight and therefore nothing was going to happen. No point wasting time daydreaming and no use crying over spilt milk.
This tactic of no thinking and no wanking about Aoi had its repercussions. Every time Uruha was in that blissful state between awake and slumber he would get this massive headrush that would jilt him awake, coupled with - and this is proof that the body has a vindictive sense of humor - an acute stabbing pain in his balls. This began to happen every time he tried to go to sleep. Over time he, the stabbing pain and the fact that is balls were getting larger and fuller with every day that past meant that he began to walk funny - like he had been kicked in the balls by the incredible hulk. The other members in the band were starting to notice and it was kind of awkward explaining "Oh don't mind the twitching guys, I'm just trying to not imagine what it would be like for Aoi to bend be over the sound board and fuck me."
Uruha is sure that it will all work out eventually and he'll stop think lewd thoughts about Aoi. But until then. He can't sleep. He can't sleep. He can't sleep.
***
Author's notes:
I'm back! Surprise, surprise I am procrastinating from uni work again! I should be starting my thesis.
First time ever really writing about Uruha so let me know what you think.
Most of this is based on Tales of Mere Existence - Can't Sleep!
Might write a wee 3 part series or somethin on AoixUruha what do you think?
Comment = love and encourage me to write more!
Free counters