Two men are out hunting when one man clutches his chest and begins breathing heavily. The other man, noticeably distraught tries to help his friend until he falls to the ground and stops moving. In a last desperate attempt to save his friend he calls 911 and explains the situation:
"My friend has just collapsed and I think he may be dead!" To which the operator replies: "Remain calm, sir. I can help. First, I need to make sure he is dead before we go any further." "Okay, hold on" A few seconds pass until the operator hears a loud gunshot from the phone. The man returns to the operator and says "Okay, now what?"
:) Ok that was perfect... not just because its funny, but because its was my dads favorite joke to tell growing up and he is the reason I am sad. (He is pretty sick...) You're awesome dood!!
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"My friend has just collapsed and I think he may be dead!"
To which the operator replies: "Remain calm, sir. I can help. First, I need to make sure he is dead before we go any further."
"Okay, hold on"
A few seconds pass until the operator hears a loud gunshot from the phone. The man returns to the operator and says "Okay, now what?"
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