last night....
holy fucking gawd.
i was so fucking twisted last night..
let me tell a story......
so my friend's birthday party was last night..
she has never had a good birthday.. last year, her car shit the bed two days before her birthday.. the year before that she spent it crying... the year before that she was pissed off at something... and so on and so forth..
she just can't a fucking break..
well, because it was boner's birthday party, everyone tried to have her have a fucking fun time.. she did..
we were all so fucking drunk.. dancing to gawd knows what.. there was so much green passing around.. all sorts of liquor... and beer.. i'm amazed i remember anything from last night... but it was fun as a bitch..
after the party, we were all trying to get home.. i was DD, even though i don't have a license anymore.. i'm trying to get everyone home safely...
i'm driving the street.. i see a fucking state trooper... just trooping.. i pass him.. he turns.. follows me.. i turn into the expressway... he turns into the expressway.... his lights go on... i was just like, "fuck."
so he pulls me over... he comes up. there's three people up front... three in the back.. the car is fucking packed.. illegally. he asks who's car it is.. i'm like, "it's not mine.. it's hers" he then asks for my licence.. i give it to him..
he's like, "oh. you're from lockport?"
"no. i just moved here."
"do you know why you got pulled over?"
everyone in the car, in unison, "nope. why?"
"your lights aren't on."
the whole time he's there, my friend chelene is like, "we're just trying to get home safe and soberly"
i guess he was just like," whatever."
he let us go..
my friend's car is not insured...
my license was revoked..
out of the six of us..only two were old enough to drink..
two people were sitting in one seat in the front..
there was all sorts of shit wrong with the picture.. he let us go..
that was fucking pimp..
then..
we start leaving... well, his light were in my fucking face, so i almost hit a car pulling out.. drr.
after i dropped some people off, we stop at McFatty's. i needed a double cheeseburger.. my friend got chicken fingers..
she ckokes on one of 'em.. she almost died..
when she's done almost dieing.. we look back, and there was a big ass group of guys beating the shit out of some kid.. so i called the cops... i couldn't do shit... i had a car full of drunken girls... what are they going to do against a group of ghetto ass guys? nothing. that's what they would've done.. gotten there ass shot or something, probably.
but all in all.. last night was so fucking fun.
and i'm done..
xox.
i was so fucking twisted last night..
let me tell a story......
so my friend's birthday party was last night..
she has never had a good birthday.. last year, her car shit the bed two days before her birthday.. the year before that she spent it crying... the year before that she was pissed off at something... and so on and so forth..
she just can't a fucking break..
well, because it was boner's birthday party, everyone tried to have her have a fucking fun time.. she did..
we were all so fucking drunk.. dancing to gawd knows what.. there was so much green passing around.. all sorts of liquor... and beer.. i'm amazed i remember anything from last night... but it was fun as a bitch..
after the party, we were all trying to get home.. i was DD, even though i don't have a license anymore.. i'm trying to get everyone home safely...
i'm driving the street.. i see a fucking state trooper... just trooping.. i pass him.. he turns.. follows me.. i turn into the expressway... he turns into the expressway.... his lights go on... i was just like, "fuck."
so he pulls me over... he comes up. there's three people up front... three in the back.. the car is fucking packed.. illegally. he asks who's car it is.. i'm like, "it's not mine.. it's hers" he then asks for my licence.. i give it to him..
he's like, "oh. you're from lockport?"
"no. i just moved here."
"do you know why you got pulled over?"
everyone in the car, in unison, "nope. why?"
"your lights aren't on."
the whole time he's there, my friend chelene is like, "we're just trying to get home safe and soberly"
i guess he was just like," whatever."
he let us go..
my friend's car is not insured...
my license was revoked..
out of the six of us..only two were old enough to drink..
two people were sitting in one seat in the front..
there was all sorts of shit wrong with the picture.. he let us go..
that was fucking pimp..
then..
we start leaving... well, his light were in my fucking face, so i almost hit a car pulling out.. drr.
after i dropped some people off, we stop at McFatty's. i needed a double cheeseburger.. my friend got chicken fingers..
she ckokes on one of 'em.. she almost died..
when she's done almost dieing.. we look back, and there was a big ass group of guys beating the shit out of some kid.. so i called the cops... i couldn't do shit... i had a car full of drunken girls... what are they going to do against a group of ghetto ass guys? nothing. that's what they would've done.. gotten there ass shot or something, probably.
but all in all.. last night was so fucking fun.
and i'm done..
xox.