limerick

[softpaw]

I am looking for fairy themed Limericks...of pg 13 rating or lower please

Really can be fairy, elves, any kind of magical critter.

In exchange behind the cut is my most favorite limerick EVER

There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!