The Right Way to Campaign

[glapsi]

I went to Salem, Massachusetts yesterday (October 30th) and had an excellent time. Most significantly, my friends and I were walking past a normal-looking building, at night, when a ninja peered down from the roof and said, "Voote fohr John Karree! Voote fohr John Karree!"

I will.

Comments

[gaiusmaximus]

How could anyone not vote for a candidate endorsed by ninjas? Especially if said ninjas might become angry if their candidate didn't win.

By the way, what did you call me about this morning?

[glapsi]

I think I speed-dialed you by having my phone in my bag and leaning against it. :p

[gaiusmaximus]

Heh. And for this I got out of bed? Oh well. ;)

[farebellafigura]

I think the absolute BEST is that there were people handing out political fliers instead of candy to kids on Halloween. Hysterical for three reasons:
1) Kids CANNOT VOTE.
2) Kids just want some fucking candy.
3) They probably went back and egged their houses later.

[glapsi]

People DID?????

[farebellafigura]

You bet your sexy ass they did! Unbelievable. Those are the kind of people I wish hellfire upon. Pawning their political beliefs on children. For shame.

I also heard of someone giving the kids religious pamphlets, so I suppose it could be worse.

[bdeakin]

I can't understand how that sounds. I've tried.

[glapsi]

Try harder.

Think Irishy.

[ariestar]

I was in Salem yesterday (actual Halloween!), and I didn't see a ninja campaigner :(. I DID see a cute guy dressed as a Chippendale, and a hot man dressed as Jack Skellington.

[glapsi]

We saw FIVE hot guys dressed as Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, Space Ghost, and Superman...and we were thinking to ask if the real-life Flash and Green Lantern had a thing for each other (since apparently there's lots of gay innuendo in the comics?), but as we approached, they seemed to be very jock-straight. But we could be wrong.

Heck, if you're doing any Salem-esque trips, please let me know :)

[ending_line]

PIRATES!!!! but that's something completely different.