Mac dead
PC acquired.

VERY excited about this. Seriously. I was counting down the minutes on the plane ride, and this had nothing to do with the demon spaw hellchild behind me kicking and screaming the whole damn flight. But, law school has taught me enough that if I were to turn around and snap her neck as any reasonable person would and should, they would be in ( Read more... )

Ya know what...life isn't bad right now...

Seriously...I can't make some of this up...

One of our clients tried to cite the "it can't be attempted murder if you shot the guy below the waist" line...Mike had never heard that before...and I had to explain to him the only place I ever heard it was from the Chapelle Show.

The fine source of law it is too.  Hooray Dave Chapelle and the World ( Read more... )

I have come to the realization that I'm so immature in my life that any time I see some expression involving the basting of a turkey, I'm going to laugh. It's wrong, it's crude, and it's who I am.

If you wanna hear a funny story about probably the weirdest case I've ever had to work on, and probably will be for some time...lemme know and I'll tell you. I'm not going to post it on LJ, so contact me somehow, and I'll spin you a tale of a man, his wife, his girlfriend, her daughter, and a turkey baster all fit into one of the saddest, weirdest ( Read more... )

I'm now eligible to practice law temporarily in NC

Yeah, moving sucks balls...so I thought I would put a happier thought up here today...

In one week and one year...I will be receiving a law school degree. Hopefully.

In 3 hours and a few minutes, I'll have completed my second year of law school ( Read more... )

I watched this video today..

http://www.glumbert.com/media/kermithurt

This video should raise many questions and issues, like "How sick are these creators?" but no...

My thought was "I thought Kermit was left handed..."