002 [video]

[glasgow_smilin]

 [Once again, the audio comes up before the visual does.]

Soon. Soon, soon, soon... their time's coming up. Hmm.

[Video finally comes online as the PDA, in a flash of gray fuzz, comes on. Part of the screen's view is blocked by a swatch of dark purple; the device is sitting on the crumpled purple coat on a cot. The Joker is hunched over, pants off,

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[video]

[static_surge]

[Nori's eyes light up, but are trained past the man on video]

Computer? ...Where the hell are you.

Re: [video]

[glasgow_smilin]

[He maneuvers out of sight of the camera. The video jiggles as he picks it up and puts it face-down into the coat. Audio's still going. The Joker chuckles.]

Sorry. A man needs his privacy.

[switches to audio]

[static_surge]

...Whatever. Not interested in that. The computer. Where'd you find it.

Re: [switches to audio]

[glasgow_smilin]

[Oooh. A lever!]

What's it to you?

[theloneheir]

It does that.

[Deadpans.]

[glasgow_smilin]

[The PDA is turned face-down. He growls. There's a creak as he sits down; sounds like old bed springs.]

Uh-huhhh. Suppose we'll just have to be smarter than the machine, hm?

[breaks_seals]

Oh dear.

[glasgow_smilin]

Hah. Didn't really think you'd get a free show, did you?

[breaks_seals]

Clearly not.

[glasgow_smilin]

Paying customers only. Sorry.