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[glass_onion]

I want to time-out for a while. Travel. Somewhere in California or Arizona, somewhere out west. Sure the foreign land is real "breathtaking" and "an experience" and all that shit, but there are actually some rather marvelous parts of our blessid US soil that I have yet to grace my presence in. And I think I want to do it on my own. Nothing will

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why can't i be you?

[folkyaaron]

i am not myself.
sharon is myself, i think.
what the hell am i doing?
i want the things that sharon wants,
and i want to do the things sharon does.

but guns are creepy.

Re: why can't i be you?

[glass_onion]

Guns are fun!

You know Aaron, I'm moving to Detroit (okay Detroit AREA) in about 4 months. I'll need some company there. So keep that in mind, killer. We can road trip to Lapeer together every now and then. It will be fabulous.

[renaissancesun]

I think I'd take a lifetime supply of gas over a mansion any day. It blows the mind how much funny, interesting shit there is floating around out there in this grease stain of a nation. The observent outsider can find amusement in other communities everyday life because they see it with fresh eyes. Everybody always worries about being part of the group, but being part of the collective takes all the fun out of life.

ha, ha, Nuge, sigh.....

[glass_onion]

And that's exactly what I was gettin at brotha.

That sigh better be a replacment for pure, redneck excitment.

[theearlyclaire]

sharon-you kick ass.

[glass_onion]

As do you.

We need to hang Claire-bear. Spill some vodka. Make rabid babies parent's upset. We need to do some non-FYGay related things.

[chainsaw_apple]

That sounds wonderful. I've thought about doing that, but not quite the same way, since I'd have to take a Greyhound bus or some shit (I can't drive). I could still blast Devo on my headphones, though.

[glass_onion]

Why can't you drive?

[chainsaw_apple]

To make a long, indescribably pitiful story short: I never got a learner's permit. Took Driver's ed., but forgot everything. No one wants to help me practice (not even in a vacant parking lot) until I get the permit. The reason for my never having gotten the permit was out of my control. Et cetera.

[glass_onion]

Well ain't that a bitch.

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[sugar_magn0lia7]

that drive would be amazing. but i would need someone, even if it was a stuffed animal, to talk to at times.

people smoking joints in trees....hmmm...send the nuge out on campus..that would be awesome!

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[glass_onion]

Well if you ever decide to do it, I'll let you borrow Lad for a while.

The Nuge would make this campus pussy ass liberal free, and it would be wonderful. He'd talk some rational sense into them, you know...like how to shoot guns, kill animals, and use women! Seriously though, The Nuge.