There are just too many fucking Lapeer kids on this campus. Too many niggas and not enough hoes ( Read more... )

I walked in the door last night, set my shit down, looked around for about two seconds and asked myself "What the hell am I supposed to do now ( Read more... )

So Hira and I were sitting in our beloved suite, having an epiphany. You know, that kind of epiphany that you have when you think you're the only one who thought of this, then you realize that the whole fucking world knows, and you're just another common idiot. So we're discussing the drop of water factor. The one where it's extremely odd that an ( Read more... )

I recieved a random phone call from someone in highschool today, from someone whom I have not talked to in months. I thought this person and I were on this "mutual feeling" of not talking anymore. You know how it goes, we've graduated, we're busy, college and work and all that growing old/conservative bullshit. Anyhow, the conversation lasted no ( Read more... )

Livia and I got into an argument today, but I won because I know more English words...

I've often been told by others that the times when they're with me are the only times they come in contact with the most fucked up individuals. Why the hell is that? Why the hell am I a fuck up magnet ( Read more... )

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redchicken888: Hey, the john kerry link in your profile says it's forbidden, what does it say?
discofish989: really?
discofish989 returned at 7:55:15 PM
discofish989: it shouldn't be
redchicken888: yeah, i tried it twice
discofish989: http://www4.ncsu.edu/~drtaylor/kerry/ ( Read more... )

So I went to Chicago. Never in my life have I experienced a more tiresome and bland crowd in my life at a show. I was embarassed to be a part of it. Barely even a fucking head nod coming from these people, come on. And I've heard that only interesting and intriguing people migrate to the city, not trendy assholes who wear more hairspray than an 80s ( Read more... )

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