STFU Windows Automatic Updates

[glassace86]

You know what pisses me off? Well actually...a lot of things, but especially those fucking suggestion bubbles that pop up from your "Notification Area" that tell you useless things. For example, when you first load Windows onto your computer it pops up with a huge thought bubble "Hey...take a tour of Windows because obviously everyone that uses

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[bedman7]

What's even worse is that Linfield is on Clean Access, a program that forces you to download and install every single friggin' Windows update, including Service Pack 2, as well as all the updates for your AntiVirus software, before it lets you on the Internet. So every time I start up my computer, I have to log into Clean Access and it has to check to make sure there aren't any Windows updates to download and that my virus software is up to date.

So STFU yourself >:-P

[dseetin]

-The nuggets come in six or twelve pieces sir.

-Put two of the UP YOUR ASS, and give me four CHICKEN mcnuggets.

[bedman7]

You forgot to add "Would you like salad?" to the first line ;-)