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[glasses_atnight]

Ah... anyone out there know anything about plants? I'm killing these poor guys and I don't even know how. Komamura-taichou ain't gonna like it if I manage to kill all his plants again.

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[shinigami_baito]

What sorts of plants, Iba-fukutaichou? I can probably be of some use; I have something of a green thumb.

[glasses_atnight]

They... uhm. They have green leaves. Some of them have flowers. Sometimes. And they grow in dirt.

... Unless it's the dirt that's killing them.

[shinigami_baito]

[*laughs*] All plants grow in dirt, sir, unless they're water plants...in which case the dirt might be what's killing them. Uhm...unless you have a picture of them, I might need to see the patients to make a proper diagnosis. Would it be all right if I came by the office to look at them? I have a free evening since Abarai-taichou says I'm not allowed to work weekends anymore.

[glasses_atnight]

... You don't think I tried to put water plants in dirt, do you? It does look kinda... uhm. Wilty. And brown and stuff. If you can come save 'em, I'd... I dunno. I'd do something for ya.

You were actually trying to work on weekends?

[howls_at_stars]

No, no, that's what they want you to think. I thought I'd killed Hattori like four times, and the next day--BAM!--he's leaving needles all over my desk like booby traps. Don't let your guard down, lieutenant.

[glasses_atnight]

You are why I wouldn't let Taichou get a cactus.

[howls_at_stars]

Just as well. Deceptive, ornery things, cacti. Don't trust 'em.

[glasses_atnight]

You might wanna filter that, just in case Hattori gets it in his mind to start poking his spines in your business.

[meganeporn]

Plants are getting the best of you?

[glasses_atnight]

... No. Never. I'll kill them yet.

[meganeporn]

Because I'm sure killing them is the best option.

[glasses_atnight]

Of course it is. It is my course of action.

[the_mantid_man]

Haha!

You? Kill something? Ha ha, yeah right!

[glasses_atnight]

Don't see you killin' nothing either.

[the_mantid_man]

You just ain't been lookin' hard enough, fruitcake.