my dog is snoring

[glasseseater]

SO, firstly, I've obviously been having writing constipation, which means I compare things to excretion when I can be bothered to write anything at all. So, it you want to maybe ask me these seven questions, with your very special words in place of these blanks, I will totally answer them. Probably.

1. What do you think of _____________ ?

2. When did

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[mizufae]

1. What do you think of poop ?

2. When did you last poop?

3. Cake or poop and why?

4. What did you poop?

5. What's your favorite poop?

6. How would you poop?

7. Who would you most like to poop on ?

WHY DID YOU TEMPT ME WOMAN

[xhuxus]

I am way too lazy to take an internet personality test myself, but that paragraph pretty much describes me exactly. Except that I am often tempted to overindulge and am kind of addictive and obsessive.

I tried to think of good things to fill in the blanks of your questions with but I basically just came up with crap (I mean poop):

1. What do you think of Harry Potter?

2. When did you last feel the urge to kill rising?

3. Kimono or Lederhosen and why?

4. What did you do for a Klondike bar?

5. What's your favorite song to listen to while driving, if you drive, which I totally do not but I think a lot about what my favorite song would be while driving if I did drive so even if you don't drive maybe you can still answer this question?

6. How would you choose to rock n roll if you were in a rock n roll band?

7. Who would you most like to punch in the eyes?

[glasseseater]

if you take the test it gives you a detailed paragraph about every one of your horrible traits. thrilling! also I overindulge, but instead of doing it on practical things like alcohol or cocaine, I do it with embarrassing things, like bag after bag of swedish fish.

[tigre_effraye]

Lordy that extraversion is so tiny it barely exists...it would be nice if they mentioned something nice about your personality and not just listing your flaws.

[glasseseater]

but isn't obsessing over your flaws what the internet is for?

also if you click on the thing it says i am friendly even though I don't trust anyone and that I like puzzles.

[smiling_skeptic]

Because I'm weirdly awake...

1. What do you think of accordians ?

2. When did you last lick a stamp ?

3. paperback or hardcover and why?

4. What did you eat for a snack yesterday ?

5. What's your favorite pillowcase ?

6. How would you pen the great american novel?

7. Who would you most like to kill and bury in limestone ?

That was rather entertaining...Can I try?

[glasseseater]

of course! you should totally try!