you know what, your main goal on this wretched earth is to give every inhabitant blue balls, to the point where, eventually, if they attempted to move, they would just burst, out of sheer disappointment.
anyway, why are you so excited? :D please tell me, i dont want to die. nor do i want my cunt splattered all over the adjacent wall.
oh, you're coming over saturday or w/e, for all county. i have your ticket, sweet ASSHOLE. :D
have a nice day.
PS:dissected responded to my comment. i'll send it to you if you're a good meatball.
Yeah, my opening line was okay. I had just got done watching Dogma, then Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (for the 4,328,967,532,879,657th time), so yeah. Blunt man and Chronic are..sex..with a...beard? Pffft.
..My dad had a hernia, once. At least I think it was a hernia. I was like, 7...He was in the hospital, had to pee through a tube, and got regular shots in his asshole, etc. etc. I'm pretty sure that's how I learned what a hernias were. My dad is also a very hairy guy. Therefore...
Well..
..You know where this is going.
But anyway, TELL ME ABOUT CODY. NOW.
I must have been a crack dealer in my past life. You know, like one of those old-fashioned, 20's free-base dealers on the streets of New York City. It would explain...absolutely nothing. That statement was COMPLETELY arbitrary.
Brittany, I sincerely hope you get better. Happiness and joy are contagious and i'm already sick enough. don't worry..the 5-year old squealing will stop eventually - it's just a side effect. keep the comments coming on my livejournal
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anyway, why are you so excited? :D please tell me, i dont want to die. nor do i want my cunt splattered all over the adjacent wall.
oh, you're coming over saturday or w/e, for all county. i have your ticket, sweet ASSHOLE. :D
have a nice day.
PS:dissected responded to my comment. i'll send it to you if you're a good meatball.
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..And yes, due to my nature, your cunt shall be making acquaintance with said wall sometime soon.
Oh yeah, and all-county. I'll tell my sweet motha' about it.
Farewell??
P.S. I feel like such a creepy, Jeffrey Dahmer-esque man whenever we discuss _dissected. Haha..ha.
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by the way, your opening line was genius, pure genius.
whoo. i have to tell you something else, about my anticipated friends with benefits thing, with one they call oh my god yummy.
(i'll admit it, mine sucked. asshole. hairy asshole. with a hernia.)
yeah, im so creepy old pedophile sort of fat dude. or at least i was, in my past life. explains my extreme liking of porn.
ho-ah.
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TE HE, LYK, *LAUGHING MY AZZ OFF!!!!!!!!!*
Yeah, my opening line was okay. I had just got done watching Dogma, then Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (for the 4,328,967,532,879,657th time), so yeah. Blunt man and Chronic are..sex..with a...beard? Pffft.
..My dad had a hernia, once. At least I think it was a hernia. I was like, 7...He was in the hospital, had to pee through a tube, and got regular shots in his asshole, etc. etc. I'm pretty sure that's how I learned what a hernias were.
My dad is also a very hairy guy. Therefore...
Well..
..You know where this is going.
But anyway, TELL ME ABOUT CODY. NOW.
I must have been a crack dealer in my past life. You know, like one of those old-fashioned, 20's free-base dealers on the streets of New York City. It would explain...absolutely nothing. That statement was COMPLETELY arbitrary.
...You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye!
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*waves uncontrolably*
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i spelled that wrong.
my apologies.
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