Found this in Smack's journal. Thought it was pretty neat.
YOUR DRAG QUEEN NAME: (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON)
Jacquelyn Guernsey
(I always thought that pet + street = pornstar name?)
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK FOOD + GRANDMOTHERS FIRST NAME)
Meringue Paulette
YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVOURITE RESTAURANT)
Pearl Yobo
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot)
Ginger Potsdam
(Shut up)
SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)"
Muddy Colonel B.S. New Windsor
(Hahahaha...)
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
B. Scha
ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Your Mom Meringue Ale
DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Colt Rig Heritage
BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
(for the third time..) Meringue Liquor
SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Paige Guernsey
ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Skittles Pastorius
By the way, never make last-minute plans. Not only do they come back to haunt you, but they generally just make everyone's life so...inconvenient. They also tend to fuck up your 6-month anniversary.