Long time, no see update, eh? Well, you know. I'm busy. I've got better things to do than to write such nonsense ( Read more... )

Holy shit. I'm like the fucking cookie monster or something.

Hahaha
Well, this is what you get when you click on the oh-so-sexy "random" feature in livejournal, and then proceed to rummage through other's journals. Pure genius.

( Nonsense! )

Well isn't this a bitch?
David finally calls me back - twice - and my mother is using the phone, both times. She fails to inform me of such, and so, David thinks that I am still angry with him ( Read more... )

I feel like a bird that just needs to take a shit on someone's car ( Read more... )

( There's more! )

( Yes, more quizzes! )

Freudian Inventory Results Genital (30%) you appear to have a pessimistic and destructive outlook on life.
Latency (53%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality.
Phallic (43%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Anal (26%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control ( Read more... )

I haven't been a very, mellifluous, or even fluent writer lately ( Read more... )

I miss CYM way too much ( Read more... )