I should complain to their management or something...

Nov 17, 2009 11:56

Dear Subway workers:

When I ask for some spicy brown mustard on my sandwich, I do not want to drown in it. I just want a little bit of mustard. A hint of mustard, to tantalize the senses and perfectly compliment the taste of the turkey. I do not want to bite into my sandwich and taste nothing but mustard. We have had this conversation before. Stop ( Read more... )

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parthian_shot November 18 2009, 01:25:40 UTC
This is why I'm glad I never get anything more complicated than ham and swiss.

...Also I'm out of cherry coke. Life is pain.

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glasssubway November 20 2009, 19:50:02 UTC
TURKEY AND BACON ISN'T COMPLICATED!

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onetruebelmont November 18 2009, 01:57:51 UTC
Subway did a similar thing to me, only it was mayo which I can't stand and didn't ask for.

As a result, I haven't eaten a Subway sandwich since 2003.

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glasssubway November 20 2009, 19:54:53 UTC
I get mayo randomly sometimes and just wipe it off with a napkin and grumble about soggy bread. I guess I am too complacent a customer.

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tragicallyditch November 18 2009, 02:53:08 UTC
lol subway
i always just order something off their menu, because half the time they can't hear/understand what i'm saying anyway ;A;

omg i have like 2 liters of coke. i kind of want to drink it all.

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glasssubway November 20 2009, 19:56:24 UTC
I have a really loud voice, so there's really no way they can avoid hearing me, but then they look at me like I must have made a mistake.

RESIST or don't drink it all in one sitting, anyway. I am sure at some point in my IB exams I went through 2 liters of coke in one day.

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tragicallyditch November 22 2009, 02:05:10 UTC
.. because of turkey and bacon?? i don't see what's so weird about that. sure, you don't see it a lot, but it's not like asking for .. idk 50 jalapenos LOL;;
some of the workers here don't speak english well + i'm really bad at talking to people = BAD COMBINATION D:

I'M TRYING. i remember this one time i just kept pouring myself cups of coke and before i knew it the entire liter was gone :| COKE IS BAD IT WILL KILL YOUR LIVER.

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icedcandy November 19 2009, 01:06:18 UTC
Bacon and turkey sounds really good.

And, even though you say "a little mustard", maybe you should clarify it. Or, like, emphasize even MORE.

Like, say, "And I'll have some mustard. But only a little." Maybe saying it last will leave more of a, idk, impact?

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glasssubway November 20 2009, 19:57:19 UTC
That's actually not a bad idea. I might gesture expansively, too, and bring in diagrams. I'm totally serious, this is getting really old.

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