Took Tesla for her 6 month shots today. Still hard to watch. Today it seemed almost like she was trying her best to hold her screaming in. Very weird.

I am very happy that her new pediatrician is a rad motherfucker. I was very moved by the way he interacted with her. She was completely taken to him.

Proud daddy day.

......goddamnit....

I'm only going to be using you for throwback Thursdays on Facebook. You know this, right?

I know I rarely ever frequent this thing (usually because I'm busy making out with facebook). From time to time I like to drop in here to see how things are going. Like visiting a loved one you left at the old folks home. You know, for reasons of nostalgia. I mean, this IS where it all began for me so many years ago ( Read more... )

I have made a decision. I will spend the ENTIRE DAY.....touching things with my dick. The question is; should I pull it out or leave it in. If I pull it out...I may get arrested....or beaten up...but not if I touch them with my dick. They will run away and I will be victorious....then I will run away. If I leave it in my pants I will have to ( Read more... )

BABYJESUSBULLSHITSANTAHATANDBEARDCHRIST!!!

yeah. it's THAT fucking hot.

I'm going to be a Dracula for Halloween. But cooler than that. Think of a cross between Dracula and RAMBO!! What the fuck are you going to be?

I completely forgot about the existence of my journal thing. Time to dust this vagina off a bit.

VAGINA, VAGINA, VAJYNAH FAH-GI-NAAAA!

butt blood barfing bloopity blop!

Yeah...I still got it.

So I'm turning dirty 30 next week and is in need of a place to have mine and Dev's birthday bash. Hopefully within the confines of the East Bay. I will supply refreshments (food, some booze and a cake in the shape of Helen Hunt's meat wallet). That can be my present if you love me...if not.then I will help clean up any mess the following day. Oh ( Read more... )

I haven't been on here for almost a month now. I guess I have been facebookin' a lot lately. ( or harvesting my stupid fuckin crops on Farmville.) It's true, if you ever get tired of action and excitement, then Farmville is for you. But don't worry Livejournal, I still love you, I just don't like to fuck you as much as I do Facebook. Don't be upset ( Read more... )

So....I discovered that I'm up to 190-something pounds. I'm thirty pounds over weight. I think the first sign that I was getting a little chunky was when I saw that I'm sporting a double chin in my new license photo ( Read more... )