according to the wikipedia page on steven soderbergh:

He is developing his next directing effort, a 3-D live-action rock musical film based on Cleopatra's life, with Catherine Zeta-Jones in talks to play Cleopatra, and with music by the band Guided by Voices.

nose army.

holy crap these are funny

I'm offering a $25 bounty to the first person I know who manages to try this.

IHNJH, IJLS "hallucinogenic fish poisoning"

The Belgian bodybuilding championship has been canceled after doping officials showed up and all the competitors fled.

arguchik: has any ex-president ever been appointed to the supreme court before?
glaucon: yeah. taft.
rrspike: that taft, he sure was one bad justice.
glaucon: shut your mouth.
rrspike: I'm just talkin' 'bout taft.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals suggested Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe rename themselves Rescue Shelter Boys to draw attention to the plight of animals raised in pet shops.

am I the only person who regrets that seattle's former Almost Live show isn't around now to do a bit about people being confused about the difference between the character who was the original captain of the enterprise and the actor playing captain kirk in the upcoming movie?

ihnjh, ijls: "corn huskers"

The rising Red River broke a 112-year record early Friday and threatened the dikes fortifying the city, but the mayor pledged to "go down swinging" as he called for more evacuations and additional National Guard troops to prevent a devastating flood.I initially read that quotation as "go down swimming ( Read more... )

head of Republican National Committee says he's a fan of Chuck D.