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May 10, 2011 23:21

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blanket spoiler for season 1 and 2, hummel-puckermans anonymous June 24 2011, 21:02:16 UTC
Instead of Carole, Burt meets Pucks mom at the parents-teacher-night. They fall in love and Puck and Kurt become stepbrothers. At first Kurt is terrified, it takes Puck quite a while to earn his trust. After overcoming their initial differences they fall into a loving sibling dynamic.

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Re: blanket spoiler for season 1 and 2, hummel-puckermans hitchin July 3 2011, 08:34:52 UTC
Oh man. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROMPT EVER.

Seconded like WHOA.

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Re: blanket spoiler for season 1 and 2, hummel-puckermans anonymous July 5 2011, 01:10:00 UTC
... WANT.

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FILL: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part1 anonymous December 2 2011, 20:13:26 UTC
Puckmel/Hummerman? - The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family (From Hell)

A/N: Disappointingly light on the serious angst so far. Despite being devastated by events unfolding Kurt refused to angst properly and insisted on snark and teenage dramatics. Sorry.
Also: this is a fill for two prompts, this one and this http://glee-angst-meme.livejournal.com/4263.html?thread=6606503#t6606503

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Kurt had planned it all so carefully. He'd spend a week figuring out logistics and strategy. He'd storyboarded the whole encounter for fashion victim's heaven's sake! He was invested in this and he refused to see his cunning plan implode like this. His own dad, betraying him like that!

Yes, some people might regard it as a little- extreme to forcibly match make his own father to the mother of one's crush, all in order to get closer to his very own tall, awkward and handsome knight in shining amour and hopefully bend his very unfortunate ( ... )

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Re: FILL: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part1 anonymous December 2 2011, 20:19:59 UTC
op here: omg I can't believe you're filling this after all this time! i'm thrilled! you're off to a fantastic start! thank you!!

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Re: FILL: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part1 anonymous December 2 2011, 21:28:52 UTC
Re-OMG! Wow, you're fast! Glad you enjoy.

I'm new to the angst meme and have been browsing prompts via delicious the last few days: I had so many with half-formed stories and snippets jumping out at me while reading. This is the first I'm filling though. Also my first Kurt-POV (for now), I'm losing my online virginity en masse here - though that might be a more fitting topic for the kink meme ;)

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Re: FILL: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part1 captain_pihkal December 3 2011, 01:10:47 UTC
well, I'm glad you're leaving your kurt-pov-virginity with this story :)

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Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part 2 anonymous December 2 2011, 21:10:17 UTC
No matter how skillfully he'd introduced topics, complimented Ms. Hudson's fashion choices (he was sure he'd sounded sincere! He'd practiced in front of the mirror, knowing her clothing style after he'd stalked observed her in her natural habitat and desensitized himself to her non-ironic late 80s jeans wear) and forcing his bewildered Dad into agreement, pointed out shared interests and amazingly similar circumstances (kids in Glee, Kurt being a football player of exactly 2 games before abandoning the team just like Finn, being single parents, having dead spouses, music from the 80s, sons enjoying singing, living in Lima - he had started to get a bit desperate there…) and kept the damn conversation going, dammit, Dad and Ms. Hudson had remained awkward and close-mouthed ( ... )

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Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part 3 anonymous December 2 2011, 22:00:23 UTC
This part is the last for today. Enjoy

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Dad had resisted every attempt to be separated from his new crush and be reunited with Carole. The interloper whom Burt had enthusiastically introduced as "Deborah" had large dark eyes and delicate, if worn and slightly haggard, features: she probably had been a beauty 15 years ago. Kurt wished she had fallen into that 15 feet deep hole near the entrance on her way in which the construction workers had left; Figgins had been creative with cost cutting measures again and "forgotten" to pay the construction company so they'd stopped working. Yes, he felt spiteful and uncharitable, thank you very much. He had every right to.

He had managed to drag Ms. Hudson back to the pair at least. However, when she successfully extracted herself from the conversation on her second try, she had turned the tables and taken Kurt with her. She cheerfully kept him trapped on the other side of the room, preventing his increasingly obvious attempts to get back to the disaster area and do something, anything. ( ... )

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Re: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part 3 anonymous December 3 2011, 01:09:33 UTC
well you're doing amazingly! keep writing, I'm very very excited!

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Re: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part 3 anonymous December 4 2011, 15:34:10 UTC
Thanks for the encouragement!

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Re: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part 3 ssfourniner December 3 2011, 03:05:03 UTC
This has been really fun to read.

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Re: Puckmel/Hummerman? – The Trials and Tribulations of Becoming a Patchwork Family - Part 3 anonymous December 4 2011, 15:32:56 UTC
Thank you, that's great to hear. Glee fiction is new territory for me so I'm happy that it seems to work so far.

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Puckmel/Hummelmans? - Trials and Tribulations - Part 4 anonymous December 4 2011, 15:13:40 UTC
His capacity for denial unfortunately turned out bigger than estimated. Consequently he had been totally blind-sided. His dad hadn't talked about Ms. Puckerman because the traitor had been too busy wooing her into a first date, and then dating her, and basking in the glow of young(ish) love, of all bile-inducing things.

A love that had now left them sitting at the Hummel kitchen table where he had confessed - oh, Burt might have thought of it in terms of "announced" or "happily declared" but Kurt was having none of it - that "Hey, did he remember Deborah from parent-teacher-night? Guess what, Burt had taken Kurt's words to heart and taken a chance. He and Deborah were dating, he hoped they might be serious and it was all thanks to Kurt!"

And what could Kurt say to that? "Sorry, I didn't really have your happiness in mind; it would have been more of a byproduct. I wanted to get closer to the love of my life. Thanks for messing that up." No. He had no choice but sit there and listen and smile (pained, he couldn't muster a better one ( ... )

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Puckmel/Hummerman? – Trials and Tribulations - Part 5 anonymous December 7 2011, 16:01:09 UTC
Another, more easily workable, solution was to become conveniently sick. He might get lucky googling "devastating illness" + "easy to fake" + "not requiring surgery" and come up with something. Granted, it wouldn't stop the relationship from hell. But it would postpone the date from hell.

Maybe there was something chronic he could suffer from? Just until he and Finn shared their student dorm in New York or San Francisco? And Puck was on his way to take the sex industry by storm or blood-dope himself for some college athletic team? Or whatever he wanted to do with his life, far far away from Kurt...
And while he was already thinking of the walking fashion crime: he had no problems to be conveniently indisposed for a variety of classes and get away with it. Worse, he miraculously seemed to pass these classes, despite being absent 80% of the time! So it should be easy for Kurt, who was undeniably superior, more sophisticated and just better, to throw something together ( ... )

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Re: Puckmel/Hummerman? – Trials and Tribulations - Part 5 brenstal December 9 2011, 08:05:02 UTC
I really like this. It's going to be so cool to see how Puck reacts to his mom dating Burt.

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