Prompt Post Six

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Welcome to the Glee Angst Meme again! You know how these things work. You can come here and prompt your most angsty prompts, and write stories filling those angsty prompts to let our characters suffer

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Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

In which Blaine's Dick wants Sebastian, Kurt feels like a Salad, and Rachel's Miss Cooter is all aflutter.

Re: Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks for that.

Re: Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[firefly_ca]

If anyone fills this, I would be willing to start a religion for them.

Just thought I'd put that out there.

Re: Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[twivamp92]

this may just be the best thing i've ever seen on here.
so I want this.

FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

The morning sun shone through the window, hitting Blaine Anderson's face and pulling him out of sleep. Blaine sat up, stretched, and - because he lived in the world of Glee, where voices are instantly warmed up no matter what time of day - sang out in perfect pitch

FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

"I should get ready," Blaine said, looking at his bedside clock

Re: FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

In the car, Kurt was nervously checking his hair, and Finn and Puck were deep in conversation

Re: FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[captain_pihkal]

tell me how to worship you! I haven't laughed this hard all week
"Meanwhile, at the Hummel residence, Finn Hudson was having a conversation with him own genitalia", fantastic! XD

Re: FILL Act 1 Part 1 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[firefly_ca]

MARRY ME.

FILL Act 1 Part 2 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

Kurt walked through the doors of Mckinley high school and paused. "Sigh," He said dramatically, "Blaine Anderson. Late again, in the nick of time, huh? Jeepers… that Blaine Anderson really makes me feel funny. Right here," he placed a hand over his heart, "right here," he patted his stomach, "… and right here…" Kurt's hand traveled down to his zipper, gently patting the warm bulge beneath it

FILL Act 1 Part 2 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

Dick listened with disgust, "You see?" He said to Blaine, "This is exactly what I'm talking about it's like… salad." The word came like a light bulb going off in his head. Salad was the perfect word to describe Kurt he was just all green and willowy and nutritious and just not appealing at all

Re: FILL Act 1 Part 2 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[sayuri_rose_k]

Loving this so far. "ME and My Dick" was really cool to watch. I think that this will be just as good. ;D

Re:FILL Act 1 Part 2 Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

Thanks!

FILL Act 1 Part 3 - Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

Sebastian Smythe walked down the halls of McKinley High School with a remarkably meerkat-like smirk. Sebastian transferred to McKinley because this is the world of Glee, and deciding to transfer schools is as easy as taking off a blazer. He felt a buzzing in his pocket - his left pocket, so he knew it wasn't the vibrating bullet he kept in his right - and pulled out his cell phone. A picture of his best friend Brittany filled the phone screen, and he answered the call, "Hello

FILL Act 1 Part 3 - Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

"Let me tell ya something, sweetie!" Just because there's only one horse in the stable doesn't mean he don't kick

FILL Act 1 Part 3 - Klaine a la "Me & My Dick"

[anonymous]

"I guess I could use a new guy