Hand Made Joke

Apr 01, 2006 23:05

Jesus walks into a bar,
he asks for a Holy Spirit.

I'm a comedian =D

joke

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pekkie April 2 2006, 13:22:41 UTC
YOU IDIOT!! :D

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gleep April 8 2006, 16:11:16 UTC
"You Idiot" shall me by comedian pseudonym. I'm in a 'lets-be-uber-lame' mood, so how about I give you a million more uber lame jokes...

Jesus walks into a bar,
he turns all the wine into water.

Jesus walks into an IRC channel,
he closes his eyes, one of his hands turns into a loaf of bread, the other into a large trout.
He slaps himself, turns his head, and slaps the other cheek..

Hmm that second one is pretty good actually! I just made that up then! /me applauds himself. I guess that one wore me out, I can't think of any more.

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fnork April 20 2006, 13:42:44 UTC
Some of my friends are clever... bless them. And quick too!

Paige - What's Buddhas favourite flower?
Bradd - I dunno... what?
Paige - A Reincarnation!
Bradd - Oh yeah? What's Jesus favourite flower?
Paige - What?
Bradd - Self Raising.

*sound of paige falling on the floor, guffawing*

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gleep April 20 2006, 17:42:48 UTC
HAHAHHA THey are awesome jokes... very well done... were they off the cuff? if so, someone has them.... umm... head frui... BRAINS!

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