Mr. Pluta, my name is Special Agent Lincoln of the FBI. We've received word that not only are you demanding sexual gratification from an 8 year-old over the internet, but that it is, in fact, yourself at 8 years old. Which means you've also somehow gotten hold of some sort of time travel device. I mean, damn. We at the Bureau are just really flummoxed here. Could you just . . . I dunno, turn yourself in or something? I'm sorry, I just, I've never had to sort out a bust like this. It's very . . . it's very confusing.
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I used to work for the direct of Power Rangers. Suck it, much younger brother's 8 year old self.
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