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Lights in the Sky
For three years, I've felt like someone who legitimately saw an alien. The writing was on the wall, the evidence was undeniable and staring me in the face at every turn...but it seemed like no one would believe me if I talked about it. Now, I'm talking. And realizing just how ordinary and believable everything was. The secrets I've been fostering ( Read more... ) -
livejournal is the new facebook
In terms of Beatles albums, I'm determined to make this a Sgt. Pepper's year, not Revolver. As great as it was, Revolver was basically a continuation of Rubber Soul. I'm ready for my Day in the Life. -
Suggestions, please
I'm realizing I need a Higher Power to consult in order to get over the things that are crushing my spirits. Higher Powers seem to have all the answers and they're great at arbitration. (True Fact: Higher Powers are beckoned for every Major League Baseball salary dispute.) And finding the right HP is better than doing something drastic, like ( Read more... ) -
The chapter in which I continue to try to get cleverbot to sleep with me...
User: I have about ten minutes to find a girl to sleep with me.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to take me with you?
User: Because you're a girl. That fits my criteria.
Cleverbot: And what theory might that be?
User: The theory that states that if you're a girl, I want to sleep with you.
Cleverbot: I'm His.
User: His??
Cleverbot: Yes his.
User: ( Read more... ) -
one more from cleverbot.com...
User: Look, I have like, 5 minutes. Tell me something awesome.
Cleverbot: Anything awesome?
User: ANYTHING.
Cleverbot: Then get me out of this slump that my life seems to have fallen to.
User: Okay. Sure. But tell me something awesome first.
Cleverbot: I like art.
User: HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME. More.
Cleverbot: Woot! We have ended a rumor.
User: Yes, ( Read more... ) -
Clevertrevor is cleverer.
quickly_9 just posted his transcript from cleverbot.com and I'm totally copying off of him with one of mine own.
User: 'Sup, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm CleverSa.
User: Is that an abbreviation, or are you being ironic?
Cleverbot: Are you being redundant?
User: I don't see how abbreviating is the same as irony.
Cleverbot: I guess and you don't.
User: Not so sure ( Read more... )
