The tales of batman, jonghyun and jacky-Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1
"Hey Taemin ah! Batman adventures is on now! Move, move!" Jonghyun shouted at the engrossed Taemin who was fixing himself right in the middle of the television. "Wait a minute hyung.."Taemin murmured, his eyes glued on the show.
"Yah! I don't care! Batman is on! I wanna watch it nowww!" Jonghyun wailed, using all his strength to push Taemin aside. "Wait hyung..." Taemin murmured again. Jonghyun stared at him in disbelief.
"Onew! Stop eating your chciken and get over here to help me!"Jonghyun barked, glaring at his hyung. Calmly licking his fingers, Onew said, "Leave chicken to help you? Why should I?".
"Key!Minho!" Jonghyun shouted. "Busy!" they chorused in unison. Jonghyun slumped onto the sofa, pouting. "So not fair, I've never missed a batman episode in my life!" he thought.
He marched up sukily to his room to admire the new poster of batman he had gotten. He poked the muscles on the picture. "Someday, I'm gonna get them twice as big!" Jonghyu thought dreamily.
There was a knock on the door.
"Jong?"
"Ah, Co-ordinator Jacky!"
Database analysis...
Co-ordinator Jacky
WHO: SHINee's co-ordinator/Marketing Manager
WHEN: Newly Appointed
WHAT: Money hungry machine
WHY: Money makes everything sunny
WHERE: Seoul, Korea
HOW: What ya mean how? By her mother's *** of course!
Jacky pursed her lips and glanced around Jonghyun's batman poster plastered bedroom.
"What if I tell you I know batman?"
"WHATTTTT???!!!"
Er. Ten seconds please. Jonghyun fainted.
10, 9, 8, 7.......3, 2, 1
"What you mean, know Batman???? This is amazing. Fabulous! Oh Jacky! Hallejulah!" Jonghyun shrieked, running all over his room.
"And that he has a girlfriend," Jacky continued with her arms folded, unimpressed.
Jonghyun stopped in his tracks. "Wha..."
Er. Another 10 seconds. Jonghyun fainted. Again.
10, 9, 8, 7........3, 2, 1
"What?! How can batman have a girlfriend? In all the episodes he's never had a girlfriend!" Jonghyun grabbed Jacky by her shoulders and shook her hard.
"OW. LET. GO. Have you watched today's episode?" Jacky complained, ticking off his fingers.
"TAEEEEMINNNNNNNN!!!" Jonghyun screamed at the top of his lungs. He plunged down the stairs, wrestled the control from Taemin, and flicked it to...
"Ah! NOO!" Jonghyun cried in absolute dismay as he saw Batman dramatically saving a Jessica Simpson, earning himself a kiss on his lips.
Sorry. Another 10 seconds. You guessed it. Jonghyun fainted.
10, 9, 8, 7.......3, 2, 1
"Jackyyy! GIMME BATMAN"S CONTACTS NOW!" Jonghyun screamed at her. Taemin rubbed his eardrums.
"Nonononono! You can't have it yet!" Jacky cried, rushing away. "Gimme! Jacky!" Jonghyun demanded, chasing after her. "Not yet, not yet! Chill dude!" Jacky screamed, running round and round the table. Taemin's eyes followed them round and round and round and round.....
"Jacky. Give me. Now"
Jacky shook her head.
"Give me. Or you're really gonna regret this," Jonghyun warned.
"Ah Jacky, ignore him, he won't be able to do anything to you," Onew said, starting on his fourth chicken leg.
Jonghyun glared at Onew.
"You said it yourself hyung," Jonghyun warned.
"Well then, one, two-"
"Hey Taemin ah! Batman adventures is on now! Move, move!" Jonghyun shouted at the engrossed Taemin who was fixing himself right in the middle of the television. "Wait a minute hyung.."Taemin murmured, his eyes glued on the show.
"Yah! I don't care! Batman is on! I wanna watch it nowww!" Jonghyun wailed, using all his strength to push Taemin aside. "Wait hyung..." Taemin murmured again. Jonghyun stared at him in disbelief.
"Onew! Stop eating your chciken and get over here to help me!"Jonghyun barked, glaring at his hyung. Calmly licking his fingers, Onew said, "Leave chicken to help you? Why should I?".
"Key!Minho!" Jonghyun shouted. "Busy!" they chorused in unison. Jonghyun slumped onto the sofa, pouting. "So not fair, I've never missed a batman episode in my life!" he thought.
He marched up sukily to his room to admire the new poster of batman he had gotten. He poked the muscles on the picture. "Someday, I'm gonna get them twice as big!" Jonghyu thought dreamily.
There was a knock on the door.
"Jong?"
"Ah, Co-ordinator Jacky!"
Database analysis...
Co-ordinator Jacky
WHO: SHINee's co-ordinator/Marketing Manager
WHEN: Newly Appointed
WHAT: Money hungry machine
WHY: Money makes everything sunny
WHERE: Seoul, Korea
HOW: What ya mean how? By her mother's *** of course!
Jacky pursed her lips and glanced around Jonghyun's batman poster plastered bedroom.
"What if I tell you I know batman?"
"WHATTTTT???!!!"
Er. Ten seconds please. Jonghyun fainted.
10, 9, 8, 7.......3, 2, 1
"What you mean, know Batman???? This is amazing. Fabulous! Oh Jacky! Hallejulah!" Jonghyun shrieked, running all over his room.
"And that he has a girlfriend," Jacky continued with her arms folded, unimpressed.
Jonghyun stopped in his tracks. "Wha..."
Er. Another 10 seconds. Jonghyun fainted. Again.
10, 9, 8, 7........3, 2, 1
"What?! How can batman have a girlfriend? In all the episodes he's never had a girlfriend!" Jonghyun grabbed Jacky by her shoulders and shook her hard.
"OW. LET. GO. Have you watched today's episode?" Jacky complained, ticking off his fingers.
"TAEEEEMINNNNNNNN!!!" Jonghyun screamed at the top of his lungs. He plunged down the stairs, wrestled the control from Taemin, and flicked it to...
"Ah! NOO!" Jonghyun cried in absolute dismay as he saw Batman dramatically saving a Jessica Simpson, earning himself a kiss on his lips.
Sorry. Another 10 seconds. You guessed it. Jonghyun fainted.
10, 9, 8, 7.......3, 2, 1
"Jackyyy! GIMME BATMAN"S CONTACTS NOW!" Jonghyun screamed at her. Taemin rubbed his eardrums.
"Nonononono! You can't have it yet!" Jacky cried, rushing away. "Gimme! Jacky!" Jonghyun demanded, chasing after her. "Not yet, not yet! Chill dude!" Jacky screamed, running round and round the table. Taemin's eyes followed them round and round and round and round.....
"Jacky. Give me. Now"
Jacky shook her head.
"Give me. Or you're really gonna regret this," Jonghyun warned.
"Ah Jacky, ignore him, he won't be able to do anything to you," Onew said, starting on his fourth chicken leg.
Jonghyun glared at Onew.
"You said it yourself hyung," Jonghyun warned.
"Well then, one, two-"