The tales of batman,jonghyun and jacky-chapter 2
Chapter 2
"Three!" Chicken attack!" Jonghyun shouted, grabbing Onew's chicken and flinging them at Jacky. Jacky screamed as the oily meat rained down on her.
"Yah! My chicken!" Onew boomed in astonishment. Taemin stared wondorously at the flying chicken. Jacky screamed once more, then ran for the door.
"Oh you get back here!" Jonghyun shouted, darting after her."Yah!" Jonghyun exclaimed as he felt himself being pulled back.
"YAH YOU! What is this?? Pabo! All my chicken wasted!" Onew thundered, holding Jonghyun by his collar.
OOPS.
"Hehe...sorry hyung..." Jonghyun muttered, a weak smile on his face.
"You clear this up and buy me some more! Now!" Onew instructed.
"But hyung-"
"No buts! Now!"
Jonghyun sighed. Not only had he been unable to get Batman's contacts, he had to clean the mess up. It was all Jacky's fault.
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"Hellohello Batman?" a flustered Jacky screeched into the phone.
"Ah yes. Who is it?" a male voice answered.
"I'm er, Jacky, Shinee's co-ordinator and marketing manager," Jacky replied.
"Ah SHINEE! Man do I love those guys! Greetings! What can I do for you?" the voice boomed through the phone.
Wincing, Jacky made a face before answering.
"Well, its like this....."
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"Hey Jong! Aren't you going?" Key asked.
"Go where?" Jonghyun asked back.
"Don't you have that modelling photoshoot thing? The couple one?" Key asked.
"Pfft. Who cares? The didn't even manage to get Shin Sekyung to model with me," Jonghyun rolled his eyes, but then opened them real wide as he saw Jacky walking in.
"YOU!" he stormed towards her.
"Okayokay chill. Icangiveyoubatman'scontactsandyoucanmeethimandeverythingsochillchillchill," Jacky blubbered.
Jonghyun froze, his fist in mid-air.
"Say what?" he asked.
" I can give you batman's contacts and you can meet him and everything so CHILL," Jacky repeated, slower this time.
Ohgosh. I'm super sorry, but another 10 seconds is needed. What is with his fainting?
10, 9, 8, 7......3, 2, 1
"JACKY! Are you serious! Oh, I'll do whatever you want of me! Oh, THANK YOU JACKY! Sarangheyo!" Jonghyun whooped for joy.
"EW. But yes, I'm serious. AND. You'll do whatever I want?" she asked.
"Yes!"
"Okay."
Jonghyun stopped his crazy antics as Jacky thrust a clipboard into his hands. The clipboard had a paper attached and the headin read "New and Improved Jong schedule".
"So. You have to go for that modelling shoot. And the one after that. And the one after the one after that. And you will accept all ten interviews offered, plus, let me see, a bicycle advertisment adorsement. Oh, and don't forget the jacket one too. And o top it off you just have to attend five more fan signings apart from the three you already have. Then I'll get my comission, you'll get your batman whatever, and everyone's happy," Jacky rattled off.
Jaw dropped, eyes bulging, Jonghyun gaped at the paper.
"ARE YOU INSANE OR WHAT? NO WAY!"
"Suit yourself," Jacky shrugged, taking the clipboard back.
"Waitwaitwait. I'll get batman's contacts?" he asked.
Jacky nodded.
"And a meet-up with him?"
Jacky nodded again.
Jonghyun assessed Jacky cautiously.
"How do I know you're telling the truth?" he asked.
"Oh whatever. Fine," Jacky said, and was just about to walk off when Jonghyun grabbed her arm.
"Okay okay! I'll do it," he said, grabbing the clipboard from her.
Jacky smirked. "Alright, your first photoshoot is in ten minutes! Don't be later, or it'll be cancelled and that means less pay for me! And it also means that your Batman agreement is poof! Gone! So. Chopchop!" Jacky said.
Behind her back, Jonghyun gave her a deadly glare.
"Three!" Chicken attack!" Jonghyun shouted, grabbing Onew's chicken and flinging them at Jacky. Jacky screamed as the oily meat rained down on her.
"Yah! My chicken!" Onew boomed in astonishment. Taemin stared wondorously at the flying chicken. Jacky screamed once more, then ran for the door.
"Oh you get back here!" Jonghyun shouted, darting after her."Yah!" Jonghyun exclaimed as he felt himself being pulled back.
"YAH YOU! What is this?? Pabo! All my chicken wasted!" Onew thundered, holding Jonghyun by his collar.
OOPS.
"Hehe...sorry hyung..." Jonghyun muttered, a weak smile on his face.
"You clear this up and buy me some more! Now!" Onew instructed.
"But hyung-"
"No buts! Now!"
Jonghyun sighed. Not only had he been unable to get Batman's contacts, he had to clean the mess up. It was all Jacky's fault.
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"Hellohello Batman?" a flustered Jacky screeched into the phone.
"Ah yes. Who is it?" a male voice answered.
"I'm er, Jacky, Shinee's co-ordinator and marketing manager," Jacky replied.
"Ah SHINEE! Man do I love those guys! Greetings! What can I do for you?" the voice boomed through the phone.
Wincing, Jacky made a face before answering.
"Well, its like this....."
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"Hey Jong! Aren't you going?" Key asked.
"Go where?" Jonghyun asked back.
"Don't you have that modelling photoshoot thing? The couple one?" Key asked.
"Pfft. Who cares? The didn't even manage to get Shin Sekyung to model with me," Jonghyun rolled his eyes, but then opened them real wide as he saw Jacky walking in.
"YOU!" he stormed towards her.
"Okayokay chill. Icangiveyoubatman'scontactsandyoucanmeethimandeverythingsochillchillchill," Jacky blubbered.
Jonghyun froze, his fist in mid-air.
"Say what?" he asked.
" I can give you batman's contacts and you can meet him and everything so CHILL," Jacky repeated, slower this time.
Ohgosh. I'm super sorry, but another 10 seconds is needed. What is with his fainting?
10, 9, 8, 7......3, 2, 1
"JACKY! Are you serious! Oh, I'll do whatever you want of me! Oh, THANK YOU JACKY! Sarangheyo!" Jonghyun whooped for joy.
"EW. But yes, I'm serious. AND. You'll do whatever I want?" she asked.
"Yes!"
"Okay."
Jonghyun stopped his crazy antics as Jacky thrust a clipboard into his hands. The clipboard had a paper attached and the headin read "New and Improved Jong schedule".
"So. You have to go for that modelling shoot. And the one after that. And the one after the one after that. And you will accept all ten interviews offered, plus, let me see, a bicycle advertisment adorsement. Oh, and don't forget the jacket one too. And o top it off you just have to attend five more fan signings apart from the three you already have. Then I'll get my comission, you'll get your batman whatever, and everyone's happy," Jacky rattled off.
Jaw dropped, eyes bulging, Jonghyun gaped at the paper.
"ARE YOU INSANE OR WHAT? NO WAY!"
"Suit yourself," Jacky shrugged, taking the clipboard back.
"Waitwaitwait. I'll get batman's contacts?" he asked.
Jacky nodded.
"And a meet-up with him?"
Jacky nodded again.
Jonghyun assessed Jacky cautiously.
"How do I know you're telling the truth?" he asked.
"Oh whatever. Fine," Jacky said, and was just about to walk off when Jonghyun grabbed her arm.
"Okay okay! I'll do it," he said, grabbing the clipboard from her.
Jacky smirked. "Alright, your first photoshoot is in ten minutes! Don't be later, or it'll be cancelled and that means less pay for me! And it also means that your Batman agreement is poof! Gone! So. Chopchop!" Jacky said.
Behind her back, Jonghyun gave her a deadly glare.