at least my brand of terror is costly... Surely families of inanimate objects everywhere will rue the day I was born..

If there is someone on your friends list who you would either like to tie down and have your way with, teasing them mercilessly and making them beg for release, or have them tie YOU down, post this exact same sentence in your journal.

I have been fired from my job.

Thank you for your time.
~G~

What weird misc. thing are you?
Poking Smilie Face w/ stick
You often look at other people and wonder how they can stand on their hind legs. I like you.

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I hate I hate I hate
my job

It occurred to me that no one actually knew all of the movies on my list, and i've grown tired of waiting for more guesses (which -I'm- guessing won't be coming.. it's been too long..), so here i present for those few of you who attempted.. THE ANSWERS.

01. "Look out, this kitten has a whip!" Chasing Amy

02. "I pierced the toast!" The ( Read more... )

Choose quotes from 25 of your favorite movies and let your friends guess what they are!

01. "Look out, this kitten has a whip!"
02. "I pierced the toast!"
03. "Dying peacefully in our sleep is a luxury that our kind is rarely afforded."
04. "No thank you! I trusted them when I was back in Dallas and look what that got my brain and me! I'm thinkin ( Read more... )

I beat you, MAB! ...I think.

glenjamin's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6Average number of words per sentence:11.28Average number of syllables per word:1.42Total words in sample:2944Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

Have at, vultures! :D ( Read more... )

...however, I -am- planning to give away many a video cassette, as my VCR has decided to eat any tape I stick in it. In my next post, I intend to post a (slightly) comprehensive list of all the tapes I have and then anyone who wants it can ask for it ( Read more... )