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[glitch__]

It took me a minute or two standing in the bathroom trying to find the flap before I realized I put my underwear on backwards today.
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I went to local crappy fast food place on my lunch break, and the guy in the booth behind me is on his cell phone in a rather heated argument over weather or not zombies could figure out how to use a rifle.
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Comments

[indiecowboy]

Poor Glitch.

Life is hard. I know.

[glitch__]

Only when you're as dumb as I am.
"must be smarter than the underware"
And, however hard it is, puppy+lion cub makes it ok.

[zevhonith]

Of course zombies can't figure out how to use a rifle. Have you seen their powers of coordination? They're not great. The problem with losing a rifle to zombies is not that they'll shoot you with it, it's that they'll swarm it and you won't be able to get it back.

Zombies are using a more primitive part of their brain, as evidenced by their vocal and shuffling abilities. When they attack, they use their bodies, and nothing else.

[glitch__]

yeah, that was pretty much his stance too, and I'd agree, but it was just funny as hell how ragin' pissed he was about it. You could tell he was trying not to just start screaming at the other person, but there was cussing.

[zevhonith]

You know I'd get just as worked up about it. You should see me argue the shopping mall vs. Super Walmart post-apocalyptic zombie defense strategy.

These things matter!!

[glitch__]

Oh, I have. (duh, walmart)
Hell, I own the zombie survival hand book, I know they matter.