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I just found my next St Paddy's Day drink:

Irish Trash Can

1 part Blue Curacao
1 part Gin
1 part Light Rum
1 part Vodka
1 can Red Bull

The Red Bull can is opened, turned over, and stuck on top of the drink. As the Red Bull mixes with the liquor it turns green, hence the name.

Jack: How the hell can I get eyes like that?
Riddick: First, you've got to kill a few people.
Jack: Ok. I can do it!
Riddick: And then you get sent to a slam where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. So you dig up a doctor, pay him twenty menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyes…
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"Those who respect the law or enjoy sausages should never watch either one being made."
-- Otto von Bismarck

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/08/23/comrades-take-notice/


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Complete list of Gollancz SF Masterworks books: http://teknohippy.net/mw/
Anyone feeling like buying the lot for me?

The winners of the 2009 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are up. As always, my favourites are amongst the runners-up. This one made me actually lol:

'She had whispered wantonly, "Come to bed, Yul," but was now staring in utter disgust because the green lava lamp was too revealingly bright as he fumbled to adjust his new Merken, a $300 pubic toupee ( Read more... )

Does someone feel like making these for me (or for money)? I think I need them to live.


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My brain just leaked out of my ears a little bit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_tic_tac_toe