Pat Robertson's Fruit...

[glitterboi85]

I work with a girl named Betti. Her boyfriend is a pilot and Pat Robertson charters flights through his company. Everytime Pat flys, he requires there be a fruit basket on the plane. But he only eats like two bananas and the rest goes to waste. So, Betti's boyfriend brings home the rest of the fruit, and Betti brings it in to work. Thanks Pat

Comments

[ex_roccobell863]

yeah and i bet pat robertson charters those mission trips to africa to help feed starving children . . .

[glitterboi85]

Hahaha! I'm trying to get Betti to convince her boyfriend to jump out of the plane with a parachute and crash Pat into the ground.

[ex_roccobell863]

YES! If only for the sake of getting rid of all of the 700 Club shows that clog up the tv at any given time . . . Something sounds funny about Pat Robertson requiring a fruit basket on his flights in the first place. I'm not sure what it is, but I know it just strikes me as being really damn funny. Does Betti's boyfriend take the baskets, too? If not, I bet someone has a huge collection of Pat Robertson's baskets somewhere . . .

[glitterboi85]

He takes the baskets, too! hehehe!